Christmas mascot

This ornament is going to make my friend Leah so goddamn happy. Better than a gif of a naked baby bear dancing to the Bee Gees.

Well, what do you know

This season of illness is so not fucking around.

Things to consider if you really are considering adopting a dog

Just because she can’t balance anything on her head doesn’t mean she’s completely useless.

Caretaker

I’m starting to change my mind about warning you to avoid adopting a herding dog.

James Dean daydream look in his eye

It’s only because of his age that I am not making him model entire outfits.

The ornamenting

A tradition with my girls that delights this dog year after year, this season in particular.

Where there’s a Twill

No surprise that a certain someone is also very much on board with this cause.

Keeping watch over her flock

Glad tidings of great joy Coco brings to her ailing sheep.

A portrait of fall

I know it’s not as cold as it is in Minnesota, CAROL. But winter is over a month away and this weather is bullshit.

Winter chores

If you need a place to hide a dead body, I’m sure I won’t be raking this giant sea of leaves for at least another week.