Allergic to costume season

If you ever see me wearing a costume it will be inside an ER because the resulting rash will have crawled inside my throat and asphyxiated me.

For him

I could always toss out the trademarked Holiday by Heather advice and tell you to hand him your credit card and hit the nearest mall. But what if he’s color blind? What if he gets lost? What if he brings back clogs?