If you haven’t locked your front door now might be a really good time to do so.
I’m going to say nice things about this man despite all the pranks and stunts he’s pulled over the years.
Yet another prank with lasting repercussions, thankfully not digestive in nature.
You down with SLC, YEAH YOU KNOW ME.
My mother’s testimony may have made a stunning conversion.
The gay portion of the circus.
This is what my assistant calls “work.”
Portrait of my meticulous assistant.
I am the parental equivalent of the black jelly bean.