Three friendships you need to reconsider when traveling to Australia

My friends are reading this and going, “Wait, she’s not referring me, is she?” All except one. That friend is nodding smugly.

Where’s winter? Here’s your winter

I spent four hours of my day shoveling snow out of my driveway and clearing the sidewalks, so those who are super happy about this storm can suck it.

Portlandium

If you can’t say, “Hairy vaginas,” well then fuck ‘em.

A landscape 7,600 miles away

Touching base as I recover from one of the worse cases of jet lag I’ve ever experienced.

Up by Silver Fork

Having a rare Hansel and Gretel moment when I could have one every day if I’d just make the damn time.

Our retreat at Runamuk

What I hope will become an annual trek to the Northwoods of Wisconsin.

Dusk on Durphee Lake

So far Leta has caught four fish, and Marlo has almost dumped the bait into the lake twice that number.

Ragged Point

“Stilettos and broken bottles, I’m spinning around in circles…”

Balboa Beach

To gluten or not to gluten while eating on a pier at the beach.

Punching their cards

Another zen moment to remember on mornings like these when dragging two girls out of bed who do NOT want to go back to school.