Sharing in my outrage

He is so over this shit.

The face of satisfaction

That crate is destroying his ability to write poetry.

Avocado season!

Yes, paleolithic humans ate guacamole. It says so in the Bible.

Pooped pups

After a long night of herding gay men.

Peas in a pod

If you are baby hungry then I am really sorry to do this to you.

She’d fetch the sun if she could

This goes beyond obsession into full on neurosis.

What is so wrong with being jaunty?

My mother bought ribbons to put in the girls’ hair. Lucky for Chuck.

Shark week except with dogs

You’re right. These animals are alive and do not possess venom. BRIGHT SIDE.

Ready to rumble

Give these two an open field and they will wrestle the length of it.

A portrait of happiness

Find a stick, pick it up.