the smell of my desperation has become a stench

As sporty as I get

Last week while in Wisconsin we stopped by a gift shop and I let the girls each pick out a few souvenirs from the trip. I also picked up something for the dogs, this pink Green Bay Packers collar for Coco and a purple Minnesota Vikings collar one for Chuck. Sadly, both are too large for the dogs. So I guess I’m going to have to get one of those scrapbooks with the pockets? Do they make those? And I’ll stick our plane tickets and paper menus from Norske Nook and these collars inside so we can look back and think about how weird those people sounded when they talked.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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