Oh, that’s right

Just one of the many items in her impressive arsenal.

For your weekend

He never knew how adventurous his life would be when that woman dropped him off at the ASPCA all those years ago.

Beautiful contradictions

One tiny exchange that exemplifies what it is like to live with this kid.

Mirror mirror

Changing up the decor a bit is clearly upsetting the locals.

And a happy new year

The rest of us are getting back to work, why shouldn’t they?

An educational holiday

For the child who will look at the word “blue” and say, “That spells ‘waffle with syrup.’”

Resolutions

May not be safe for younger audiences because I was all, to hell with a modesty patch.

Her Christmas present

Perhaps the most wonderful day of the year for this dog.

Second Christmases

There may be more Play-Doh paraphernalia under the tree tonight along with a giant bag of coal and a scrolling list of chores.

Some people say there’s a golden light

Because I got really, really tired of explaining again and again that I do not get Minecraft, and no, I cannot help you.