The pack leader who understands the sequence: exercise, discipline, affection, treats, snuggles, more treats, maybe even a massage.
Perfect light and setting interrupted only by the name of a dog being belted out by Her Majesty.
My ideas about short hair vs. long hair have changed so drastically that I’m watching styling tutorials. And recreating shampoo commercials in the mirror.
My friend Leah will look at this and think, “I could totally make that, except what it needs is more pipe cleaners and googly eyes.”
He is really, really upset with all this unwanted attention. Can’t we all go back to hating each other and stabbing our voodoo dolls?
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet. The colors of equality.
Would you look at that face. Not even you could deny her every wish.
So much love from his little corner of Utah to you.
From now on we are taking a towel wherever we go.
This is the reason peanut butter was invented.