Winter chores

If you need a place to hide a dead body, I’m sure I won’t be raking this giant sea of leaves for at least another week.

Girls, they wanna

It is time for a crash course in Duran Duran, Prince, Bananarama, Culture Club and Eurythmics.

Someone has taken a liking to fall

Now that I think about it, I’m not sure if I had to insert a single modesty patch this summer.

When the new frames came in

Would you have a look at this, those of you who have been reading me since she was born.

Professor Chuckles

Do not even think about answering your geography questions in incomplete sentences are you even kidding.

Legalese

All dressed up with an actual place to go.

For you occasional reassurance

He is very soon headed to the salon, and they really need to pay attention to his cuticles this time.

And yet again, we win

The verdict is in, and the photographer who took these can feel confident in his skill.

This one is ripe for some caption in white Helvetica

Very rarely do I use the flash on my camera, but there are certain instances when it is required.

Opera

“Chi son? Sono un poeta. Che cosa faccio? Scrivo. E come vivo? Vivo. In povertà mia lieta scialo da gran signore rime ed inni d’amore.”