DIY

He is so lucky that I am not an avid crafter because I’d have a room full of shit like this.

Because I love punishment

Do not shake your head at me, I am doing it right this time.

Weathervane

If you’re looking for a better weather app I think I found one for you.

Part of his world

I will not be surprised if he pees on multiple pieces of furniture today.

Playing favorites

If only he had loyal Internet followers who cared about him at all.

Some levity for a Friday morning

My very own Snuffleupagus.

La la la la!

This is the reason peanut butter was invented.

Aloooohh-haaaah!

What’s the Hawaiian expression for “I am going to pee on your couch”?

Sarong song

When the obligatory souvenir hits the right note.

He’s ready for the board meeting

He cannot wait for me to dress him in my Spanx.