He is so lucky that I am not an avid crafter because I’d have a room full of shit like this.
Do not shake your head at me, I am doing it right this time.
If you’re looking for a better weather app I think I found one for you.
I will not be surprised if he pees on multiple pieces of furniture today.
If only he had loyal Internet followers who cared about him at all.
My very own Snuffleupagus.
This is the reason peanut butter was invented.
What’s the Hawaiian expression for “I am going to pee on your couch”?
When the obligatory souvenir hits the right note.
He cannot wait for me to dress him in my Spanx.