Aloooohh-haaaah!

What’s the Hawaiian expression for “I am going to pee on your couch”?

Sarong song

When the obligatory souvenir hits the right note.

He’s ready for the board meeting

He cannot wait for me to dress him in my Spanx.

Reluctant royalty

Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know.

Salad for lunch

Just one of at least a dozen servings of vegetables he should be eating a day, right?

Burst the bars of death asunder

He is risen and so we celebrate with seasonal chocolate.

Fabric softener

He barely survived the rinse cycle but, wow, does he smell good now.

I should probably break out the teal eyeliner, too

It’s just the beginning of spring wardrobe weather and Chuck just can’t stop talking about it.

For maximum compactability

“Perfect for the trendsetter looking for a new twist on an iconic, must-have style.” It’s as if that copywriter got inside Chuck’s brain.

Can you resist the allure?

As we make our way through my closet Chuck is becoming more cooperative and ever more fabulous.