Playing favorites

If only he had loyal Internet followers who cared about him at all.

Some levity for a Friday morning

My very own Snuffleupagus.

La la la la!

This is the reason peanut butter was invented.

Aloooohh-haaaah!

What’s the Hawaiian expression for “I am going to pee on your couch”?

Sarong song

When the obligatory souvenir hits the right note.

He’s ready for the board meeting

He cannot wait for me to dress him in my Spanx.

Reluctant royalty

Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know.

Salad for lunch

Just one of at least a dozen servings of vegetables he should be eating a day, right?

Burst the bars of death asunder

He is risen and so we celebrate with seasonal chocolate.

Fabric softener

He barely survived the rinse cycle but, wow, does he smell good now.