We practice political correctness in this household especially when decorating the dog.
He thought the holiday was finally over but he was terribly mistaken.
Oh, do you look like an idiot, Chuck? Yeah? Well you should have thought about that before being a total jerk.
The dog with the lightweight, breathable and washable posture support brace.
He’s lucky it’s not the toaster. Or the microwave. Or a free-standing copper bathtub.
Every direwolf needs a pair of warm pajamas.
Oh, look. I bought pumpkins. He didn’t see this coming at all when I pulled it out of the grocery bag.
At the top of the list of things that need to be refilled THANKS MARLO.
This is what happens when a college student lives in your basement.
He is daring you to take him seriously.