He’s lucky it’s not the toaster. Or the microwave. Or a free-standing copper bathtub.
Every direwolf needs a pair of warm pajamas.
Oh, look. I bought pumpkins. He didn’t see this coming at all when I pulled it out of the grocery bag.
At the top of the list of things that need to be refilled THANKS MARLO.
This is what happens when a college student lives in your basement.
He is daring you to take him seriously.
Would you look at how excited this dog is about living with kids who bring home new toys.
Yes, paleolithic humans ate guacamole. It says so in the Bible.
Former congressman, doctor, asshole. He wears many hats.
No prop goes unused.