the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Funnel neck

This is my favorite piece from my latest Stitch Fix package, a super casual and comfy pullover that could not possibly represent my taste more. As little lounging around I do, I’m always dressed as if that is all I do and this top just screams that. I did sign up for these packages because I wanted to step outside of my comfort zone a bit, wanted my kids to have memories of me dressed in something other than yoga pants. But sometimes I think the stylists show a little mercy, like it’s okay if your kids only remember you dressed in yoga pants, Heather.

It is. It really is. And the stories they will tell of that crazy woman and how she humiliated that dog.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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