If you ever see me wearing a costume it will be inside an ER because the resulting rash will have crawled inside my throat and asphyxiated me.
Changing it up this season and embracing my inner hen.
You have to agree that “Sexy Little Red Riding Hood” has got to die a slow and agonizing death.
This shit is magically delicious.
Ditching the sports bra because she made the effort to learn Beethoven.
While New England is getting hit with more horrible weather, it’s going to be about 72 degrees and sunny here today.
I remember getting dressed up for holiday parties when I worked in an office (the parties themselves are a little blurred by dirty vodka martinis).