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  • amy

    jesus, heather. you and jon are a beautiful couple.

  • no one is mentioning the *amazing* expressions on the faces of these kiddos. classic!

    you’re hair looks great, heather – very botticelli.

  • At what age do humans lose those adorable ruddy cheeks?

  • You’re gonna cut me? Bring it on! Who do you think kept your precious Chuckles safe in the lockup?

  • What adorable children…it’s hard to believe they are related to someone who has such screwed-up hair.

  • Like you need to hear it ONE MORE TIME, but I’ve gotta support my girls, yo: you are GORGEOUS and so are those babes! I see why you’re quick to show off the fam. Hope you had a wonderful respite from your beloved LA.

  • shy

    handsome couple! beautifull kids! heather… you look… statuesque! [i’ve always wanted to use that word on some one…]

  • a) I love the hair. Its flattering.
    b) You look so angry and sad, I’m sorry you feel that way and I know how you feel.
    c) Absent the goth-ish makeup and flippy hair you look *exactly* like a BYU coed! Can’t get away from those good wholesome “Born and bred a Mormon” good looks.
    Finally … that isn’t my web site, but you should read it. Jon too, OK? Promise?

  • Expat Again

    Fudge. I hate it that I can’t flippin’ do HTML right. You could be a doll and add an r to the tag in my previous post. And here’s the URL to the page I want you guys to see:

    borderline/bpd.htm )

  • I was about to ask: “Does anyone else think that Husband looks like Jon Favreau?”

    And then I read further and was glad I didn’t post before reading all the comments.

    Hair looks marvelous, darling.

  • I love the short hair..looks like you belong in a vidal sasoon comercial. Those boys are too the curly blonde hair.

  • man, i hope that expat’s link is a joke. except it’s not funny.

  • Oh, look at all that precious stern Mormon stock! I want to smooch everyone.

  • Gentleman Prefer Blondes

    What’s with all of the accolades? She’s hot, but she’s not a real blonde…

  • these children have such precious, angelic faces.

    they must be monstrous stinkers at times.

  • No one really

    There once was a band called “Heather’s Hair” … quite excellent, actually … could have been named after your lovely ‘do.

  • Jon looks dirty. Is John dirty?

  • ex southern babtist

    They are absolutely adorable babies…does your sister still use gobs of hairspray? I remember the stories about her hair…too funny!

  • Pinchable cheeks, all.

    Beautiful children.

  • I think you look a bit like Amy Sedaris.

  • your kids look like the gerber baby. very cute.

  • pooponastick

    So how was Chucks stay at in the big house???

  • d

    Love the “cherub children”. They are positively adorable.

    And Heather, you look great. The hair is beautiful!

  • mule-rider

    I am seriously not understanding why expatriate mormon is urging you both to read a site about borderline personality disorder- what gives

  • What cute child actors. Will they be int the next Star Wars?

  • ex southern babtist

    I agree with mule rider about the mormon expatriate…really, what gives.

  • expat emailed me about my comment (in which i hoped that the link was a joke). apparently, it wasn’t. i wish i hadn’t deleted the email, otherwise, i’d share.

  • borderline personality disorder. hmmm. i thought i just had gas.

  • I can feel the projection way over here.
    Expatriate Mormon: today is not the day to be fucking with me. My hands are cold, I have nausea, I’ve been pooping all day and I’m growing a second head. I just stopped carving the name of the sociopath (there’s only one. I think.) into my arms. Also, I’ve got to find my dealer. Did I mention I’m anxious as well?
    Just kidding. But seriously…

  • Em

    My God does EVERYBODY in your family have that gorgeous blonde hair and those eyes? And twins! Gotta love ’em! 🙂

  • Edsmonkey

    I like the pic of the conjoined twins.

  • you hould kill amy backer

  • Heather has Versace Hair!

    This is cool ’cause I was like, jus thinking, “I don’t even know what the proprieter of my local doocery looks like.”

  • Those blond curls are precious!

    (The babies’, not yours. Your hair is the shit.)

    (Not like shit, THE shit–just pre-empting the comments that might follow on this one.)

  • Wayne

    Your hair is good, but I’m still groovin’ on your sister’s hair. Any more photos in that arena?

  • Cute kids!

  • diaper down to the knees? I hope its a boy!

  • dear lord, what is Versace hair?

  • heather, you are gorgeous. love the hair. the kids … man, moppets they are. what a gene pool!

  • Beautiful Babies.

  • Jen

    I don’t know what you were worried about, the hair cut is sexy.

  • Gotta agree. The hair looks fine – although you may want to see a doctor and have that plant removed. If the roots go too deep it could cause trouble.

  • Nice necklace, where’d you find it?

  • Oh, its not a bad thing. Its that whole textured tresses, shaggy chic — oh I’m gonna quit while I’m ahead. (
    0908_fallhair5-can.html ). ahem.

  • Actually, I like the hair, though I barely noticed it because your face is so striking [awesome, haunting eyes and a killer bone structure; I’m green with envy].

    And those kids are darling.

  • the last picture is adorable.

  • i, too, think the hair is very hot. you had us all worried for naught. i really, really like your sassy hair.

    rock on, girlie.

  • Looks like some sort of Good Looking family reunion. Beautiful.

  • Mel

    If they were any cuter my head would fly off.

  • Oooh, i love babies wearing just diapers. It’s so much easier than snapping fifty snaps with a wiggling infant.

    And it’s so cute.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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