Heater, Mother of Lance

Find Heather’s Hair

  • amy

    2002/10/24 at 3:47 am

    jesus, heather. you and jon are a beautiful couple.

  • black b

    2002/10/24 at 3:57 am

    no one is mentioning the *amazing* expressions on the faces of these kiddos. classic!

    you’re hair looks great, heather – very botticelli.

  • michy

    2002/10/24 at 5:04 am

    At what age do humans lose those adorable ruddy cheeks?


    2002/10/24 at 5:22 am

    You’re gonna cut me? Bring it on! Who do you think kept your precious Chuckles safe in the lockup?

  • Beerzie Boy

    2002/10/24 at 5:33 am

    What adorable children…it’s hard to believe they are related to someone who has such screwed-up hair.

  • Heather #2

    2002/10/24 at 5:37 am

    Like you need to hear it ONE MORE TIME, but I’ve gotta support my girls, yo: you are GORGEOUS and so are those babes! I see why you’re quick to show off the fam. Hope you had a wonderful respite from your beloved LA.

  • shy

    2002/10/24 at 5:52 am

    handsome couple! beautifull kids! heather… you look… statuesque! [i’ve always wanted to use that word on some one…]

  • Expatriate Mormon

    2002/10/24 at 6:20 am

    a) I love the hair. Its flattering.
    b) You look so angry and sad, I’m sorry you feel that way and I know how you feel.
    c) Absent the goth-ish makeup and flippy hair you look *exactly* like a BYU coed! Can’t get away from those good wholesome “Born and bred a Mormon” good looks.
    Finally … that isn’t my web site, but you should read it. Jon too, OK? Promise?

  • Expat Again

    2002/10/24 at 6:23 am

    Fudge. I hate it that I can’t flippin’ do HTML right. You could be a doll and add an r to the tag in my previous post. And here’s the URL to the page I want you guys to see:

    ( http://www.mhsanctuary.com/
    borderline/bpd.htm )

  • Paul Gutman

    2002/10/24 at 6:37 am

    I was about to ask: “Does anyone else think that Husband looks like Jon Favreau?”

    And then I read further and was glad I didn’t post before reading all the comments.

    Hair looks marvelous, darling.

  • darian

    2002/10/24 at 6:52 am

    I love the short hair..looks like you belong in a vidal sasoon comercial. Those boys are too cute..love the curly blonde hair.

  • melanie

    2002/10/24 at 7:01 am

    man, i hope that expat’s link is a joke. except it’s not funny.

  • Sarah B.

    2002/10/24 at 7:25 am

    Oh, look at all that precious stern Mormon stock! I want to smooch everyone.

  • Gentleman Prefer Blondes

    2002/10/24 at 7:37 am

    What’s with all of the accolades? She’s hot, but she’s not a real blonde…

  • bran baby

    2002/10/24 at 7:58 am

    these children have such precious, angelic faces.

    they must be monstrous stinkers at times.

  • No one really

    2002/10/24 at 8:18 am

    There once was a band called “Heather’s Hair” … quite excellent, actually … could have been named after your lovely ‘do.

  • Chuck Cheeze

    2002/10/24 at 9:04 am

    Jon looks dirty. Is John dirty?

  • ex southern babtist

    2002/10/24 at 9:08 am

    They are absolutely adorable babies…does your sister still use gobs of hairspray? I remember the stories about her hair…too funny!

  • Cody

    2002/10/24 at 9:16 am

    Pinchable cheeks, all.

    Beautiful children.

  • brittney

    2002/10/24 at 9:46 am

    I think you look a bit like Amy Sedaris.

  • Matt

    2002/10/24 at 10:07 am

    your kids look like the gerber baby. very cute.

  • pooponastick

    2002/10/24 at 10:24 am

    So how was Chucks stay at in the big house???

  • d

    2002/10/24 at 10:34 am

    Love the “cherub children”. They are positively adorable.

    And Heather, you look great. The hair is beautiful!

  • mule-rider

    2002/10/24 at 11:05 am

    I am seriously not understanding why expatriate mormon is urging you both to read a site about borderline personality disorder- what gives

  • bedhead

    2002/10/24 at 11:07 am

    What cute child actors. Will they be int the next Star Wars?

  • ex southern babtist

    2002/10/24 at 1:54 pm

    I agree with mule rider about the mormon expatriate…really, what gives.

  • melanie

    2002/10/24 at 2:46 pm

    expat emailed me about my comment (in which i hoped that the link was a joke). apparently, it wasn’t. i wish i hadn’t deleted the email, otherwise, i’d share.

  • dooce

    2002/10/24 at 3:09 pm

    borderline personality disorder. hmmm. i thought i just had gas.

  • The husband

    2002/10/24 at 3:33 pm

    I can feel the projection way over here.
    Expatriate Mormon: today is not the day to be fucking with me. My hands are cold, I have nausea, I’ve been pooping all day and I’m growing a second head. I just stopped carving the name of the sociopath (there’s only one. I think.) into my arms. Also, I’ve got to find my dealer. Did I mention I’m anxious as well?
    Just kidding. But seriously…

  • Em

    2002/10/26 at 5:40 pm

    My God does EVERYBODY in your family have that gorgeous blonde hair and those eyes? And twins! Gotta love ’em! 🙂

  • Edsmonkey

    2002/10/30 at 6:50 am

    I like the pic of the conjoined twins.

  • alexandra mill

    2002/12/12 at 12:31 am

    you hould kill amy backer

  • Jory

    2002/10/23 at 2:22 pm

    Heather has Versace Hair!

    This is cool ’cause I was like, jus thinking, “I don’t even know what the proprieter of my local doocery looks like.”

  • ismat

    2002/10/23 at 2:27 pm

    Those blond curls are precious!

    (The babies’, not yours. Your hair is the shit.)

    (Not like shit, THE shit–just pre-empting the comments that might follow on this one.)

  • Wayne

    2002/10/23 at 2:28 pm

    Your hair is good, but I’m still groovin’ on your sister’s hair. Any more photos in that arena?

  • sandy

    2002/10/23 at 2:33 pm

    Cute kids!

  • stupid bint

    2002/10/23 at 2:42 pm

    diaper down to the knees? I hope its a boy!

  • dooce

    2002/10/23 at 2:47 pm

    dear lord, what is Versace hair?

  • melanie

    2002/10/23 at 3:05 pm

    heather, you are gorgeous. love the hair. the kids … man, moppets they are. what a gene pool!

  • kane

    2002/10/23 at 3:32 pm

    Beautiful Babies.

  • Jen

    2002/10/23 at 3:49 pm

    I don’t know what you were worried about, the hair cut is sexy.

  • Nonproductive

    2002/10/23 at 4:00 pm

    Gotta agree. The hair looks fine – although you may want to see a doctor and have that plant removed. If the roots go too deep it could cause trouble.

  • chris

    2002/10/23 at 4:30 pm

    Nice necklace, where’d you find it?

  • Jory

    2002/10/23 at 4:39 pm

    Oh, its not a bad thing. Its that whole textured tresses, shaggy chic — oh I’m gonna quit while I’m ahead. ( http://www.canoe.ca/LifewiseStyle01/
    0908_fallhair5-can.html ). ahem.

  • aprilgem

    2002/10/23 at 5:10 pm

    Actually, I like the hair, though I barely noticed it because your face is so striking [awesome, haunting eyes and a killer bone structure; I’m green with envy].

    And those kids are darling.

  • shannon

    2002/10/23 at 5:56 pm

    the last picture is adorable.

  • angie

    2002/10/23 at 6:17 pm

    i, too, think the hair is very hot. you had us all worried for naught. i really, really like your sassy hair.

    rock on, girlie.

  • jennifer

    2002/10/23 at 6:37 pm

    Looks like some sort of Good Looking family reunion. Beautiful.

  • Mel

    2002/10/23 at 6:39 pm

    If they were any cuter my head would fly off.

  • melly

    2002/10/23 at 6:58 pm

    Oooh, i love babies wearing just diapers. It’s so much easier than snapping fifty snaps with a wiggling infant.

    And it’s so cute.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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