Name: Former Congressman Henry “Buck” Chucklesworth
Hometown: Salt Lake City, UT
Height: 18″
Weight: 47 lbs
Age: 11 months
Occupation: Ladykiller
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Locke
2003/02/13 at 7:45 pmWoof! ^_~
blamb
2003/02/13 at 7:45 pmMormon-a-licious! Chuck-a-riffic! Utah-dellic!
Red
2003/02/13 at 7:45 pmcanine be your valentine?
eric
2003/02/13 at 8:01 pmnice teats!
the mighty jimbo
2003/02/13 at 8:13 pmthat’s why they call it puppy love.
the mighty jimbo
2003/02/13 at 8:17 pmwhat a dog.
(sorry. couldn’t resist another go.)
Chad's Favorite Bridesmaid
2003/02/13 at 8:18 pmThat kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies. The picture of Chuck sleeping was much cuter.
brittney
2003/02/13 at 8:55 pmNice puupies on that puppy.
(Thanks for the laugh.)
Toby
2003/02/13 at 9:02 pmBwa ha ha ha ha. Haha. Heh. Meh. Ahh.
kate
2003/02/13 at 9:18 pmLil Bow Wow-ette.
Irk
2003/02/13 at 9:33 pmI think pink is definitely Chuck, I mean, Buck’s color.
jie
2003/02/13 at 9:36 pmhubba hubba!
Dyanna
2003/02/13 at 10:02 pmThat is wrong on so many levels. Yet again, Dooce, you rock.
bt
2003/02/13 at 10:04 pmWow, that much boob, and still 47 pounds.
Kevynn Malone
2003/02/13 at 10:55 pmLick Me.
kismet
2003/02/13 at 11:26 pm“you can scratch my rear till my leg twitches any day, baby.”
CartDi
2003/02/14 at 12:10 amwtf? ::stares::
PoisonIvy
2003/02/14 at 12:13 amWhat luscious, flowing hair the former congressman has.
Minnie
2003/02/14 at 12:22 am47 lbs. is the weight of each boob, yes?
Bobby
2003/02/14 at 3:33 amGimme some tongue, bitch. And I can say bitch.
owen
2003/02/14 at 4:36 amScary. Scary. Scary. With a capital “SC”.
mbc
2003/02/14 at 4:53 amthose can’t be real.
shy
2003/02/14 at 5:03 amnice rack, man.
niurope
2003/02/14 at 5:07 amyou are positively sick.
julia
2003/02/14 at 5:15 amthe most disturbing part of this? that lorenzo lamas would look at chuck and make goo-goo eyes at him and give him a 9.9 on the “sex appeal” score, all in a some twisted effort to get him in the sack later.
actually, the most disturbing part of this is that i actually watched that freak show last night and am, therefore, able to make such a comment.
pathetic.
slackjaw
2003/02/14 at 6:14 amyou know, putting Christmas bows around his neck and taking pictures is one thing. Surgicaly removing his head and putting it on Christina in some freak frankenstien experiment is quite another!
Did increase the brain size though….
dayna
2003/02/14 at 6:18 amjulia – i’m in delightful agreement with you. do ya think lorenzo would pull out his laser pointer to measure the spot where chuck’s thighs should be touching?
*shudders*
LintHuman
2003/02/14 at 6:23 amAy, caramba!
allisonic
2003/02/14 at 6:44 amjust look at those teets…
Bobby
2003/02/14 at 6:54 amMBC !! What are you doing in a place like this?? I’m telling. I don’t know who, but I’m telling.
tourette's boy
2003/02/14 at 7:10 amfukkin hott.
MBC
2003/02/14 at 7:14 amBobby, I’ve discovered that there’s no better place on the web to find a dog with a rack that just won’t quit. No crime in that, right?
Yahmdallah
2003/02/14 at 7:16 amShouldn’t he (she?) be sitting at poker table or something?
Beerzie Boy
2003/02/14 at 7:16 amChucklesworth for President!
April
2003/02/14 at 7:20 amFirst, dog porn with another male dog. Second, getting dressed in drag. Now, this. It’s a wonder Chuck isn’t more messed up in the head. But I can see now why he’s your bitch.
Jenny
2003/02/14 at 7:20 amThat just reminds me of a nightmare I had with masses of deer with human faces.
The Inmate
2003/02/14 at 7:31 amWow…looks exactly like what was left of Sarah Jessica Parker in Mars Attacks.
Then again, it kinda just looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.
Funtime Ben
2003/02/14 at 7:31 amI’m upset. Very upset.
Paul Gutman
2003/02/14 at 7:37 amWords escape me, but if they didn’t, they’d probably be something about how having a human body with breasts like that might be more fun than post-vomitous doggy.
Summer
2003/02/14 at 7:48 amYou could probably make a killing with the video of this one, shall we say, “cleaning himself up”?? Ewww.. *shudder* Brings beastiality to a whole new level.
But then I guess we all know that guys would never leave the house iffn they could do like dogs do.
Sorry, I’m a sick puppy. Can’t help it.
zchamu
2003/02/14 at 7:59 amHeh. You’re a sick woman.
Naaman
2003/02/14 at 8:00 amSo confused, so very confused.
Zan
2003/02/14 at 8:19 amOh…
my…
word…
Lisa
2003/02/14 at 8:35 amOw. My eyes are bleeding.
Garth Milo
2003/02/14 at 9:07 amThat is hilarious. Who is Lorenza Lamos (sp?) anyways. He is NOT.. Garth Milo is hot. Check me out at my site. Woof Woof
GK
2003/02/14 at 9:07 amYou know, it’s particularly telling that I looked at the photo for fifteen minutes before realizing the figure had the face of a dog.
Chizantski
2003/02/14 at 9:22 amLook at the rack on that pooch! Chuckie-baby, where ya been my whole life?…
ryan
2003/02/14 at 9:25 am‘fraid not, doesn’t have Britney’s boobs 😉
joh3n
2003/02/14 at 9:32 amGo to load up dooce
Now I see that Chuck has tits
better lay off crack
brunette_with_class
2003/02/14 at 9:34 amdamn blondes always take the men! LOL