Our Lady of Perpetual Depression

Am I Hot?

79 Comments
  • Locke

    2003/02/13 at 7:45 pm

    Woof! ^_~

  • blamb

    2003/02/13 at 7:45 pm

    Mormon-a-licious! Chuck-a-riffic! Utah-dellic!

  • Red

    2003/02/13 at 7:45 pm

    canine be your valentine?

  • eric

    2003/02/13 at 8:01 pm

    nice teats!

  • the mighty jimbo

    2003/02/13 at 8:13 pm

    that’s why they call it puppy love.

  • the mighty jimbo

    2003/02/13 at 8:17 pm

    what a dog.

    (sorry. couldn’t resist another go.)

  • Chad's Favorite Bridesmaid

    2003/02/13 at 8:18 pm

    That kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies. The picture of Chuck sleeping was much cuter.

  • brittney

    2003/02/13 at 8:55 pm

    Nice puupies on that puppy.

    (Thanks for the laugh.)

  • Toby

    2003/02/13 at 9:02 pm

    Bwa ha ha ha ha. Haha. Heh. Meh. Ahh.

  • kate

    2003/02/13 at 9:18 pm

    Lil Bow Wow-ette.

  • Irk

    2003/02/13 at 9:33 pm

    I think pink is definitely Chuck, I mean, Buck’s color.

  • jie

    2003/02/13 at 9:36 pm

    hubba hubba!

  • Dyanna

    2003/02/13 at 10:02 pm

    That is wrong on so many levels. Yet again, Dooce, you rock.

  • bt

    2003/02/13 at 10:04 pm

    Wow, that much boob, and still 47 pounds.

  • Kevynn Malone

    2003/02/13 at 10:55 pm

    Lick Me.

  • kismet

    2003/02/13 at 11:26 pm

    “you can scratch my rear till my leg twitches any day, baby.”

  • CartDi

    2003/02/14 at 12:10 am

    wtf? ::stares::

  • PoisonIvy

    2003/02/14 at 12:13 am

    What luscious, flowing hair the former congressman has.

  • Minnie

    2003/02/14 at 12:22 am

    47 lbs. is the weight of each boob, yes?

  • Bobby

    2003/02/14 at 3:33 am

    Gimme some tongue, bitch. And I can say bitch.

  • owen

    2003/02/14 at 4:36 am

    Scary. Scary. Scary. With a capital “SC”.

  • mbc

    2003/02/14 at 4:53 am

    those can’t be real.

  • shy

    2003/02/14 at 5:03 am

    nice rack, man.

  • niurope

    2003/02/14 at 5:07 am

    you are positively sick.

  • julia

    2003/02/14 at 5:15 am

    the most disturbing part of this? that lorenzo lamas would look at chuck and make goo-goo eyes at him and give him a 9.9 on the “sex appeal” score, all in a some twisted effort to get him in the sack later.

    actually, the most disturbing part of this is that i actually watched that freak show last night and am, therefore, able to make such a comment.

    pathetic.

  • slackjaw

    2003/02/14 at 6:14 am

    you know, putting Christmas bows around his neck and taking pictures is one thing. Surgicaly removing his head and putting it on Christina in some freak frankenstien experiment is quite another!
    Did increase the brain size though….

  • dayna

    2003/02/14 at 6:18 am

    julia – i’m in delightful agreement with you. do ya think lorenzo would pull out his laser pointer to measure the spot where chuck’s thighs should be touching?
    *shudders*

  • LintHuman

    2003/02/14 at 6:23 am

    Ay, caramba!

  • allisonic

    2003/02/14 at 6:44 am

    just look at those teets…

  • Bobby

    2003/02/14 at 6:54 am

    MBC !! What are you doing in a place like this?? I’m telling. I don’t know who, but I’m telling.

  • tourette's boy

    2003/02/14 at 7:10 am

    fukkin hott.

  • MBC

    2003/02/14 at 7:14 am

    Bobby, I’ve discovered that there’s no better place on the web to find a dog with a rack that just won’t quit. No crime in that, right?

  • Yahmdallah

    2003/02/14 at 7:16 am

    Shouldn’t he (she?) be sitting at poker table or something?

  • Beerzie Boy

    2003/02/14 at 7:16 am

    Chucklesworth for President!

  • April

    2003/02/14 at 7:20 am

    First, dog porn with another male dog. Second, getting dressed in drag. Now, this. It’s a wonder Chuck isn’t more messed up in the head. But I can see now why he’s your bitch.

  • Jenny

    2003/02/14 at 7:20 am

    That just reminds me of a nightmare I had with masses of deer with human faces.

  • The Inmate

    2003/02/14 at 7:31 am

    Wow…looks exactly like what was left of Sarah Jessica Parker in Mars Attacks.

    Then again, it kinda just looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.

  • Funtime Ben

    2003/02/14 at 7:31 am

    I’m upset. Very upset.

  • Paul Gutman

    2003/02/14 at 7:37 am

    Words escape me, but if they didn’t, they’d probably be something about how having a human body with breasts like that might be more fun than post-vomitous doggy.

  • Summer

    2003/02/14 at 7:48 am

    You could probably make a killing with the video of this one, shall we say, “cleaning himself up”?? Ewww.. *shudder* Brings beastiality to a whole new level.

    But then I guess we all know that guys would never leave the house iffn they could do like dogs do.

    Sorry, I’m a sick puppy. Can’t help it.

  • zchamu

    2003/02/14 at 7:59 am

    Heh. You’re a sick woman.

  • Naaman

    2003/02/14 at 8:00 am

    So confused, so very confused.

  • Zan

    2003/02/14 at 8:19 am

    Oh…

    my…

    word…

  • Lisa

    2003/02/14 at 8:35 am

    Ow. My eyes are bleeding.

  • Garth Milo

    2003/02/14 at 9:07 am

    That is hilarious. Who is Lorenza Lamos (sp?) anyways. He is NOT.. Garth Milo is hot. Check me out at my site. Woof Woof

  • GK

    2003/02/14 at 9:07 am

    You know, it’s particularly telling that I looked at the photo for fifteen minutes before realizing the figure had the face of a dog.

  • Chizantski

    2003/02/14 at 9:22 am

    Look at the rack on that pooch! Chuckie-baby, where ya been my whole life?…

  • ryan

    2003/02/14 at 9:25 am

    ‘fraid not, doesn’t have Britney’s boobs 😉

  • joh3n

    2003/02/14 at 9:32 am

    Go to load up dooce
    Now I see that Chuck has tits
    better lay off crack

  • brunette_with_class

    2003/02/14 at 9:34 am

    damn blondes always take the men! LOL

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Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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