An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Am I Hot?

  • Lorenzo

    You need to lose 10 lbs. so I give you an 8 on body.

  • If only their faces could be as distinguishable the night before…

  • I like everything about her, but I think her nose is a tad too big

  • God damn that’s a tall bitch!

  • No.

  • This is not exactly related, but anyone see that movie called Frankenhooker? This picture makes me think of that movie for some reason.

  • whoa. you and the scrumptious beard have elastic imaginations of incredible proportions. so to speak.

  • Chucklesworth thinks outside the box…

  • sooner or later it had to happen – through DNA reasearch – somebody is born with your name, your looks and you good qualities.

  • I am no longer special

  • NastyDawg

    How UUU Doin???

  • Wait a minute..”Occupation: Ladykiller”? Is Buck now just another one of those lipstick lesbian bitches? Gaw.

  • You know, his tits aren’t THAT big. I mean, he’s only 18″ tall…

    Granted, that might mean on all fours…

    Ok, yeah, I’ve just creeped myself out.

  • Guys never care if she’s a dog, anyway, as long as her boobs are huge.

  • …must..look..away…before..I gouge… my own…eyes…out! Now that I think of it, that picture is just one of many heatshots I have seen for gals trying to make it in the biz in LA. (Nice Shallow Hal inspired valentine’s gift, Dooce.. thanks!)

  • steve

    Oh, hey, I just noticed you put your dog’s head on a girl’s body. That’s funny.

  • First Thought: What the HELL?
    Second Thought: What the FUCK made her think of that?
    Third Thought: Most brilliant social experiment ever.

  • ron

    pardon if this has been discussed or pisses anyone off. heather, would it be possible to maybe have a link to the comments so that they wouldn’t display automatically when the front page loads?? i know i can just not read them, but i think it’d be kind of nice with them not there by default.

  • EY

    Almost as scary as when that guy got implants on a dare.

  • I watched that show for some dumb reason and that chick annoys that SHIT out of me.

  • I knew the move to Utah would lead to something like this… but so soon?

  • Now how much did the vet charge for the procedure?

  • Dooce, any thoughts on housebreaking a puppy?

  • Huckleberry Hound

    I can’t take it anymore! The next sound you hear will be me dialing the SPCA, (or is that PETA?) Who the f knows. Will $20 get me a lap dog dance?

  • hey! how did you get a picture of my dog’s err… face? is this what she’s doing when she gets out thru the hole in the fence?

  • i wonder how chuck feels about this =\

    that show is so stupid ^_^…

  • Larry

    Mans best friend.

  • Katherine

    Is it hot in here or is it just Chuck?

  • question: am i a lucky, lucky person, since i have absolutely no lcue who this “Former Congressman Henry “Buck” Chucklesworth” is?

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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