the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Am I Hot?

  • Lorenzo

    2003/02/14 at 10:10 am

    You need to lose 10 lbs. so I give you an 8 on body.

  • Shane

    2003/02/14 at 10:57 am

    If only their faces could be as distinguishable the night before…

  • Tian

    2003/02/14 at 10:59 am

    I like everything about her, but I think her nose is a tad too big

  • Richard

    2003/02/14 at 11:40 am

    God damn that’s a tall bitch!

  • jimmypage

    2003/02/14 at 11:52 am


  • Bobby

    2003/02/14 at 12:00 pm

    This is not exactly related, but anyone see that movie called Frankenhooker? This picture makes me think of that movie for some reason.

  • moose

    2003/02/14 at 12:42 pm

    whoa. you and the scrumptious beard have elastic imaginations of incredible proportions. so to speak.

  • moose

    2003/02/14 at 12:45 pm

    Chucklesworth thinks outside the box…

  • owen

    2003/02/14 at 12:57 pm

    sooner or later it had to happen – through DNA reasearch – somebody is born with your name, your looks and you good qualities.

  • owen

    2003/02/14 at 12:58 pm

    I am no longer special

  • NastyDawg

    2003/02/14 at 1:31 pm

    How UUU Doin???

  • peggy

    2003/02/14 at 1:32 pm

    Wait a minute..”Occupation: Ladykiller”? Is Buck now just another one of those lipstick lesbian bitches? Gaw.

  • angie

    2003/02/14 at 1:43 pm

    You know, his tits aren’t THAT big. I mean, he’s only 18″ tall…

    Granted, that might mean on all fours…

    Ok, yeah, I’ve just creeped myself out.

  • Anna

    2003/02/14 at 2:41 pm

    Guys never care if she’s a dog, anyway, as long as her boobs are huge.

  • Desiree

    2003/02/14 at 2:53 pm

    …must..look..away…before..I gouge… my own…eyes…out! Now that I think of it, that picture is just one of many heatshots I have seen for gals trying to make it in the biz in LA. (Nice Shallow Hal inspired valentine’s gift, Dooce.. thanks!)

  • steve

    2003/02/14 at 3:02 pm

    Oh, hey, I just noticed you put your dog’s head on a girl’s body. That’s funny.

  • kukuberra

    2003/02/14 at 4:27 pm

    First Thought: What the HELL?
    Second Thought: What the FUCK made her think of that?
    Third Thought: Most brilliant social experiment ever.

  • ron

    2003/02/14 at 5:08 pm

    pardon if this has been discussed or pisses anyone off. heather, would it be possible to maybe have a link to the comments so that they wouldn’t display automatically when the front page loads?? i know i can just not read them, but i think it’d be kind of nice with them not there by default.

  • EY

    2003/02/14 at 5:17 pm

    Almost as scary as when that guy got implants on a dare.

  • Erin

    2003/02/14 at 10:39 pm

    I watched that show for some dumb reason and that chick annoys that SHIT out of me.

  • Xanthan

    2003/02/14 at 10:52 pm

    I knew the move to Utah would lead to something like this… but so soon?

  • Billy

    2003/02/14 at 11:04 pm

    Now how much did the vet charge for the procedure?

  • Linda

    2003/02/15 at 3:21 pm

    Dooce, any thoughts on housebreaking a puppy?

  • Huckleberry Hound

    2003/02/15 at 5:29 pm

    I can’t take it anymore! The next sound you hear will be me dialing the SPCA, (or is that PETA?) Who the f knows. Will $20 get me a lap dog dance?

  • kris

    2003/02/15 at 6:37 pm

    hey! how did you get a picture of my dog’s err… face? is this what she’s doing when she gets out thru the hole in the fence?

  • rebecca

    2003/02/15 at 10:50 pm

    i wonder how chuck feels about this =\

    that show is so stupid ^_^…

  • Larry

    2003/02/16 at 5:16 am

    Mans best friend.

  • Katherine

    2003/02/16 at 10:12 am

    Is it hot in here or is it just Chuck?

  • giorgia

    2003/02/16 at 12:27 pm

    question: am i a lucky, lucky person, since i have absolutely no lcue who this “Former Congressman Henry “Buck” Chucklesworth” is?

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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