Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Painting Rather Than Updating

In the last 10 days or so I have spent approximately 35 minutes in front of my computer, a notable and very much hurtful 4,000% decrease in the usual amount of time I spend catching up on the lives of strangers with online dumping grounds….

April 28, 2003


God, how I miss Jillian Barberie.

Feeling Guilty

For stealing the soap out of Granny’s bathroom. I am gonna have one PISSED Granny.

How to Annoy Me

Lecture me for eating all the bologna, you fucking bologna cop.

How to Charm Me

Feel no shame in going with me to the grocery store to buy nothing but beer, tampons, and People magazine.


Yo La Tengo: Summer Sun