Anyone who pronounces “warshing machine” without the special extra “r” obviously HAS NO SOUL.
the smell of my desperation has become a stench
Heather B. Armstrong
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Chad's Favorite Bridesmaid
2003/05/01 at 8:24 pm“Warshing”…huh…never crossed my mind to go w/that pronunciation. Ah well, poTAto, poTAHto…
christine
2003/05/01 at 8:26 pmCongratulations and happy warshing. Nope…that just feels too weird. Guess I have no soul. Oh well.
Leslie
2003/05/01 at 8:40 pmWhat the hell is warshing though? I’ve heard it pronounced that way but WHY?
arrancia
2003/05/01 at 8:47 pmah, ’tis herself the salt of the airth who pronounces it “warshing.”
a family i grew up with pronounced it “wurshing” and it was a bottomless, endless source of laughter when they ended up moving to wurshington state.
DingoJ
2003/05/01 at 8:56 pmI’d bet ya a slice of bologna that he/she is a native of the greater Pittsburgh metropolitan area.
Proof: http://www.pittsburghese.com
We warsh thoroughly n’ at.
b
2003/05/01 at 9:05 pmgrowing up in saint louis, we had a warsher.
we also had highways farty, and farty-far. and when they turned part of farty into an interstate, it became sixty-far.
don’t get me started on qwater and carner.
melissa
2003/05/01 at 10:18 pmI always thought it was a midwestern thing. My (fellow Hoosier) Dad not only says “warsher”, but also says “wrench” [rather than ‘rinse’] as in: I didn’t “warsh” the dishes, I just “wrenched” them out. It’s the most sincere thing you’ve ever heard. My pops has A Soul, yo!
Nor*Cal Beerzie Boy
2003/05/01 at 10:54 pmJust don’t call Interstate 5 “The Five.” I Hate that.
bt
2003/05/01 at 11:05 pmI’m amazed people say “warsh” in other areas… I thought it was an Indiana thing, like “ignert”.
ms lauren
2003/05/01 at 11:20 pmi used to work in a geriatric cafeteria chain in which one old man always requested acorn squarsh.
it drove me nuts, until one day, i laughed until i blew snot from my nose into a pile of broccoli.
that didn’t go over very well.
Jen
2003/05/02 at 12:26 amThe very best is when you can find someone who adds the “r” to “warshing”, and as a nice give and take, so to speak, prounouces the word sandwich, “sammich”.
lindsay
2003/05/02 at 1:12 amits like being at home again in indiana.
“lets go warsh our hair in the crick what runs behind the house.”
the “what” in place of “that” is my personal favorite.
cherie
2003/05/02 at 1:55 amI may be a little backwards, but what is the alternative to “warshing”? I mean, what other way is there to pronounce it? Everyone talks funny where I’m from.
zak
2003/05/02 at 3:01 amWhile in school I worked in a camera store. We’d get people bring “flim” (no typo) in to get it “warshed”.
We’d ask if they wanted 2 sets of prints with their flim warshing.
Jodi
2003/05/02 at 4:50 amThat extra “r” is the one that “they” no doubt leave out of words like “February” and “library”. I think a bit of consonant rehabiliation is in order.
alex
2003/05/02 at 5:23 amYou say tomato, I say keep it off my burger.
You say potato, I say goes great with everything but sex.
You say warsh, I say once a yaar wedder I needs it or naht.
alex
2003/05/02 at 5:27 amBy the way, some people have too much soul. James Brown for instance.
Richard D. Bartlett
2003/05/02 at 5:52 amLongtime listener, first time caller:
would like to {just quietly} add my enormous kudos to this gorg site. some of your mastheads are actually sex on toast, im sure.
Sheila
2003/05/02 at 6:19 amEck. My ex was from Pittsburgh – they prounce it that way. He teased me about saying ‘cawfee’ & ‘qwater’.
Suzyn
2003/05/02 at 6:20 amWarsh your plate in the zink while we go have a sit in the davenport. Central Illinois, baybee.
Staci
2003/05/02 at 6:22 amYou could always go with my mom’s way of saying oil. “You know that ol’ ain’t gonna come out in the warsh.”
bill
2003/05/02 at 6:27 amCongratulations on the warsher, BlurboDooces. I think one of the happiest days of my life was moving into my house and finding the Kenmore Extra Heavy-Duty warsher and dryer combo quietly waiting for the first load.
I also think that “warsher” is a cross-country pronounciation; my gramma (Rochester, NY) and my neighbors (Baltimore, MD) all say it the same way.
IQpierce
2003/05/02 at 6:45 amI’m a Houstonian, or Houstonite, or whatever we are, and anyway my grandmother ALWAYS pronounces it “warsh.” I am amazed that she can do this and not be aware of it. There is no R in that word, woman! Where are you getting that R from? Greh.
Love your site, first time I’ve replied.
Xiobhan
2003/05/02 at 7:13 am“Aw fer cryin’ out loud, der Dooce!” I’m from WI and we say a lot of dumb stuff, warsh isn’t one of them, thank goodness. I’m in Virginia now and thankfully it’s not here either, though I do here a lot of deep southerners sliding it in and out of their drawl. (Deep geographically, not emotionally or philosophically.) Next: Cola vs. Pop, Bubbler vs. Fountain, “Roof” vs. “Ruff.” Discuss.
helenjane
2003/05/02 at 7:17 amalso.
if one doesn’t pronounce the root beer place…
A and DoubleYuh
they probably dance awkwardly.
UnderwearNinja
2003/05/02 at 7:19 amMy dad says warsh, and he says crick, as in a crick in the backyard, although he can also get a crick in his neck. The days of the week are also Sundee, Mondee, Tuesdee and so on. His mom is from West Virginia if anyone is trying to track it down.
the mighty jimbo
2003/05/02 at 7:21 amooh. the two luxuries i would be loathe to live without. clean clothing and internet porn – all on demand.
the day you don’t have to save your quarters and can do laundry naked on a sunday at midnight is a beautiful, life changing experience.
melanie
2003/05/02 at 7:43 amcherie: the alternative to “warsh” is “wAHsh” (the correct pronunciation).
xioban: for this texan in colorado, it’s Pop (although back home, everything’s Coke), Fountain, Roof.
MojoMark
2003/05/02 at 7:46 amI am more bothered by the east coasters who come up with good “ideers”. I-DEE-AH. No friggin’ “EAR”.
/i feel better now. Blog-o-therapy.
Geof
2003/05/02 at 8:33 amHuh. And they say us Alabama rednecks talk funny!
[I always thought that this was a Michigan thing when I lived in Ohio.]
Dawn
2003/05/02 at 8:43 ami know almost no one here in the south who says warsh…i always thought it was a mid-west thing. however, i know many elderly who frequent both Wal-Mark and K-Mark.
jess
2003/05/02 at 8:44 amthe notwist! excellent choice in listening material.
PJ
2003/05/02 at 8:51 amTell me you didn’t throw out those big boxes yet. You need to take them to those three cute little ‘nabor’ girls, and they will love you even more than they already do.
sara C.
2003/05/02 at 8:56 amHeather, I know how you miss the star sightings, that are part of everyday life here in Los Angeles. So, you’ll appreciate the fact that I saw Josh Gracin from American Idol last night at the Chevron Station on Sunset and Laurel pumping his own gas. Brad wanted to talk to him, but I wouldn’t let him! Granted not as good as the Kelly conversation I had last year, but still gratifying. Miss you three, and oh how I know about Chuck peeing on the neighbors!
Anne
2003/05/02 at 8:56 amI met a friend in college who introduced me to “warshing” (I also live in Warshington state now, and hear that all the time). He was from Philly, and also said some bizarre-and-not-so-soulful words: “wudder” instead of “water,” and worst of all, “crick” instead of “creek.” Do they teach grammar in elementary school down there?
christa
2003/05/02 at 9:06 amholy crap, same here. New washer, dryer, fridge and cable modem… only we’re in Kentucky and there are no extra r’s here.
Liz
2003/05/02 at 9:12 amI can’t help but think of Margaret Cho impersonating her nurse in I’m the One That I Want. “I’m Wanda and I’m here to warsh your vagina.”
zchamu
2003/05/02 at 9:26 amIs it “warshing” or “worshing”?
Danika
2003/05/02 at 9:29 amI am completely soulless… Its WASH not WARSH
😀
Clubfoot
2003/05/02 at 9:29 amI live in western michigan…”youse better warsh your clothes in the zink, dummitall….and then, too yet, make sure youse do it in dezember. I’ll give you a kwatter (not a dime) if youse do it”.
Clubfoot
2003/05/02 at 9:31 amOh yeah, and I also work with someone who will say, “there’s no PACIFIC reason why we have to go now….”
OMG
A Second Jodi
2003/05/02 at 9:49 amMy family originates from eastern Tennessee, and have said warsh for generations. I never imagined it could be a midwestern thing, or even reach as far as Utah! What about the word ‘yonder’? As in “Your sister went down yonder holler.”
mervis
2003/05/02 at 10:04 amAh ‘warsh’…My Dad actually said “Go warsh yer teeth.” Every night. Even after my brother and I started making fun of him. His family hailed from Indiana originally…They also said CEment and GAHRantee. Combine that with about fifteen years of living in Mi’waukee (no ‘L’!!) and he’s saying SODA and BUBBLER!
I love regionalisms. But maybe WARSH is a class thing??
Any thoughts?
Heather #2
2003/05/02 at 10:11 amBeerzie: who the heck calls it the five? And for that matter, who the heck calls it Interstate 5? I-5, baby, I-5.
And Pittsburgh is great for a lot of things, but definitely NOT pronunciation. (Sidebar: I had a post about that once. Haloscan lost it. Imagine that.)
chorizo
2003/05/02 at 10:27 amcan we all agree, though, that new-kew-ler is just plain wrong?
noo-klee-er!
noo-klee-er!
noo-klee-er!
Somelier
2003/05/02 at 10:32 amHey Dooce – I’ve been meaning to thank you for a year now for The Notwist. Neon Golden is now in my top 10 albums. They are excellent and I owe it all to you!
Everybody else – buy this! You won’t regret it.
PS. I think that guy was from Oakley, UT.
Ken
2003/05/02 at 10:50 amSorry, I don’t warsh clothes, but I do drink warter!
The Inmate
2003/05/02 at 10:58 amI agree on “Nucular”. But there is (as with most odd things) a dark, conspiratorial, mass-control oriented governmental reason for it. “Nuclear” is scary. “Nucular” is homely, hospitable, and oh, so very Southern.
Trust the Bush administration on making “Nucular” part of American govspeak (tip o’ the hat to Mr. Orwell there).
As for Warshing, it could be worse.
Try “Woshing” in Britain….or “Weshing” in Australia….
WHY CAN’T EVERYONE JUST TALK THE SAME, DAMNIT!
niurope
2003/05/02 at 11:37 ami don’t have a warshing machine… how sad!
eddeaux
2003/05/02 at 11:51 amWell, if you are from Texas, then everyone adds the “r”. But there isn’t a G on it either- it is just warshin’ as in “I need to do some warshin” also we say, “Warsh the car” “Fixin” and “ya’ll” we got soul.