the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Two Significant Reasons To Go On or Off Birth Control

This one:

And that one:

And this one again:

And that one again:


(photos by me and Scrumptiously Shaggy Husband who needs a haircut, and I promise I’ll get to that tonight, right after we have dinner with my sister’s five kids again, you’re a saint to sit there as That One rams his bigwheel into your shin one more time)

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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