Try to escape the house by climbing up the built-in cabinetry, knocking out the screen to the window in the living room and perching perilously six feet above the rose bush below. You’re a dog for crying out loud.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.