the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Benevolent Dictator

Here is DJ Frog chillin in the Graco Swing Her and Leave Her:

Leta told me that she wants to be a writer, and I told her that it was cool with me, as long as she didn’t practice on the walls or on her own body:

Here is the ONE photo where if you turn it upside-down and fold it over and then look at it with your eyes closed, she kinda sorta looks like me, but not really:

Here are the cutest shoes in the entire world and proof that at least once while under my watch Leta was not sockless.

Yesterday morning Leta woke up with a severe case of binky face, and we were worried we might have to have the indentations surgically removed.

Here our little political activist is wearing a t-shirt from her Pseudo Internet Godparents in San Francisco. In the upcoming year Leta plans to lobby for equal rights for inconsolable screamers everywhere.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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