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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Leta Armstrong

“So many things I want to say to you, so many sleepless nights I prayed for you”

What I wish I had known

A relic from my redneck heritage

Shoppin’ to me ain’t fun

Matters of the eyes, everything is mostly cool edition

I am so scared about where my site will end up in search results when I add the words TASTEFUL PORN to this title

Books People Send Me, Installment Eight

Our nighttime routine, interrupted

Fun with plumbing and potential electrocution

“They say be with the one that you love”

Books People Send Me, Installment Seven

My kid got braces and all I got was a broken heart

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    I bit into an apple And it tasted like Oz All bec I bit into an apple 
And it tasted like Oz
All because
She asked if I would go

Didn’t she know 
I was chained to a fire
A liar
Locked in a basement with no door

But I looked up from the floor
And there, his hand
He helped me stand
I felt her warmth in the strength of his arm

We walked through a wall
Into color so bright
My chest so tight
And he smiled at me as if seeing Oz

Because I’d said, I’ll go
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Happy Birthday, Mom. This is a miracle you have wrought. 🎂💙

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