the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Introducing the Newest Member of Our Family: The Nikon D70

We bought a new camera this weekend. It was an accident, I promise. We didn’t go in there with the actual intention of making a purchase, it just sort of happened. You know how these things happen: there was a sales pitch and then we got to touch the camera and then there was a credit card.

Boom, done. Disaster!

Leta, we may not be able to afford for you to go to college, or even pre-school, and there may be days when you go sockless, but what wonderful pictures you will take in your lifetime!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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