the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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Please send all correspondence to dooce at dooce dot com.

I have never been very good at returning email or phone calls for that matter. I get a lot of email so if I don’t respond to yours please do not take it personally. I am just a bad person. I do read everything I receive, however, and your email can make or break my day.

I really enjoy reading your stories and your responses to what I’ve written, but if you feel that you must send me something hateful I reserve the right to publish your entire email and your email address on this site. This is a personal website, and while I understand that you may disagree with me on many topics, there is an obvious difference between disagreement and hate. If you are having feelings that you want to cause me harm, please take a step away from your computer and take your pills. I take mine. Also, comments left on this site are the opinions of the people who comment, not necessarily the opinion of and cannot be held responsible for the content therein.

Also, if you send me an email that makes me laugh or smile or cry in a good way, I might publish that, too.

If you would like to send me mail the old-fashioned way, you can contact me here:

Heather B. Armstrong
1338 Foothill Drive #230
Salt Lake City, UT 84108

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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