the smell of my desperation has become a stench

8.5 Horsepower

“Baby, we’re getting a snowblower this year.”
“But what?”
“But the neighbors have a snowblower.”
“We’re not going to use the neighbor’s snowblower.”
“Why not? What are neighbors for?”
“Neighbors are for comparing snowblowers.”
“I’ve thought about this and you are not going to win.”

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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