8.5 Horsepower

“Baby, we’re getting a snowblower this year.”
“But…”
“But what?”
“But the neighbors have a snowblower.”
“Heather…”
“What?”
“We’re not going to use the neighbor’s snowblower.”
“Why not? What are neighbors for?”
“Neighbors are for comparing snowblowers.”
“But…”
“I’ve thought about this and you are not going to win.”