Colgate

“Have you brushed your teeth today?”
“Vote Kerry/Edwards! John Kerry 2004!”
“Huh?”
“I think it’s important that this family vote for John Kerry.”
“I understand that. But –”
“– But what? It’s much more important that we vote for John Kerry than knowing whether or not I brushed my teeth today.”
“You haven’t brushed your teeth today, have you?”
“No.”