An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

40 Weeks

  • Diana

    You looked mad, hehe. “Get this baby out of me, now!” 😉

  • um, how big is that light switch on your wall?

  • I don’t know really how the hell I came across this website. I just typed “Poop in my ass” and you were the first link that came us. Who knows quite what to say about that…..

    YEah, anyways I have a question. My girlfriend always says that being pregnant makes you poop constantly. And that, on rare, special occasions, on the operating table, a smellier, darker hue, bundle of joy comes into the world along with your baby.

    Is this true?? Can you answer my question.

  • susu

    Haha, what’s the monstrous switches for?! They’re like.. HUGE, huh.

  • Anonymous

    Gee, I wonder if the lightswitch could be close to the camera, giving the illusion of a larger size. Dur.

  • Your face says: “Get this baby out. NOW!”

    Love your website!

  • You look so young. In this picture. Like somebody swiped some little choirboy’s pretty head and stuck it on a pregnant woman’s shoulders.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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