An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


  • This is the thing I marvel at–that you have such stamina! No matter what happens the internet is not far away. I get so weary…how do you blog when things get sucky?

  • Back in the day, I can remember taking over the library terminals for searching up books and accessing telnet to check email. And then telling the people behind me that were waiting to search for a book to check out that I was just having a hard time find a book that wasnt checked out and they’d have to wait a bit longer. Talk about addict. I’d like to think I’ve gotten better. Or maybe I’m just more senile now.

    And is that a Timex watch?

  • Sue also from Ohio

    What is your height? And, for the love of all that is holy, please have more children! I bounced back like you after my first but since I had #3 14 months ago, my caboose is twice the size it was before…hehehee

    PS..I love the bag, too!

  • i love this…i too have moments of withdrawal when i travel. i have yet to go to the mac store…but will make a mental note for the next time i am in need.

    it is nice though to come home and have days of good posts saved up to read and enjoy.

  • spoonleg

    I think that’s a pretty hot cardigan draped over the back of Leta’s stroller. Let’s see John modeling it!

  • daaaayum girl! you are so skinny. i mean that in a wow way. new baby + skinny momma = super powers. (speaking as a non-mommy myself)

    VERY cute. little dooce. loving the net. *sigh*

  • I want a mac laptop, but a friend said they don’t hold up very well- is that true? They look sooooo impressive- I WANT ONE!! but for the price I want it to last- FOR-EV-ERRRRR….

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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