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If He Knows What’s Good for Him

Heather B. Armstrong | October 5, 2004

[pinches me]
“Are you pinching my fat?”
“No.”
“That was the wrong answer.”
“You. Have. No. Fat. On. Your. Body. Is that better?”
“There you go.”

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