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The First Born

The Former Congressman Chuckles has been in our lives for a little over two and a half years. He’s always been a playful dog, and whenever we’re on a walk people stop and ask how old the puppy is because he looks like a puppy…

October 13, 2004

Serving a Life Sentence

Today I met the New and Improved Leta: Her Screamness Who Screams A Lot Every Day With The Screaming FOR A REASON. Up until this point she has screamed for no reason other than that there are only a certain number of functions an infant…


“I invite the entire Internet to share the stultifying process as I grow it all out.” I particularly enjoy Day Five.