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Feeling Guilty

Heather B. Armstrong | October 19, 2004

For obsessively smearing Baby Orajel in my mouth ALL DAY LONG to get that yummy numby gummy feeling. It’s like cocaine, only legal and safe for babies!

I just reserved my place in Hell →← On guard, looking in direction of taxidermist

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