Heater, Mother of Lance

Squawk! Vol. 2

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  • Aurelia

    2004/10/30 at 9:41 pm

    Is this for Helloween – or was it the other way round? Way tooo cuuuute!

  • Danika

    2004/10/30 at 10:05 pm

    Too cute!!!

    So stories about dressing up cats reminds me of when my friends gf threw him a surprise birthday party. I had the key to let everyone in the apartment. We walked through the door and the first thing we saw was their cat in baby pjamas standing frozen with a look on her face that said. Oh SHIT they caught me in my pjamas!!!! Turns out the pjamas were because she was traumatized by moving from one city to another and would lick the fur right off of her. Poor girl.

    Oh and McDonalds used to give muppets out with kids meal (or something) and we had Fozzy bear with a hat and a scarf. Well it was the perfect size for our dog.. he looked adorable in it 😀

  • Julia

    2004/10/31 at 2:12 am

    I should ask my sister to give me some baby clothes to dress my cat up.

    I think she’d look cute in a pink onesie.

  • mandy

    2004/10/31 at 4:07 am

    Are you dressing Leta up as an egg? Then you could carry around a sign that says “The chicken came first in our house” because, you know, you had the dog first… heh nevermind me I’m tired and a dork 🙂

  • Danielle

    2004/10/31 at 4:14 am

    Isn’t it amazing what a dog will do for pizza and fallen Pop-Tarts?

  • Laurin

    2004/10/31 at 4:20 am

    How cute is that! I hope you gave him a Pop-tart for posing so well.

  • Chris from Ohio

    2004/10/31 at 4:45 am

    I’m so glad I woke up ridiculously early for a Sunday and wandered back in here… Poor Chuck. I must confess, I dig his turkey style.

  • Mouse

    2004/10/31 at 5:03 am

    I haf truw upp 4 tams sinss I lukk att this pishir uf por Shuck. Yew R harbil and evribuddie hir es harbil 4 sayeeng ett es adarbil andd cewt. Rang. I thank am gun 2 threw upp agin. Andd naw I wil git in trebbels 4 thruwen upp.

  • Brooke

    2004/10/31 at 5:38 am

    That’s adorable. My seventy-pound Golden Retriever will tolerate anything, but I just don’t have the heart to dress him up.

  • Anna

    2004/10/31 at 5:46 am
  • Marit

    2004/10/31 at 6:29 am

    I feel so guilty for thinking this is adorable.

  • Dee

    2004/10/31 at 6:46 am

    LOL — Is he a Thanksgiving Turkey? Please please please don’t stuff him and eat him for dinner.

  • Nik

    2004/10/31 at 7:09 am

    Can’t wait to see what Leta looks like!

  • Jenny

    2004/10/31 at 7:10 am

    Hee! Happy Halloween!

  • receptionista

    2004/10/31 at 7:24 am

    god bless chuck…

  • Lauren

    2004/10/31 at 7:38 am

    I gotta say, I love Mouse.

  • LadyBug

    2004/10/31 at 7:41 am

    He’s gotta be thinking, “If these photos ever get out, it will TOTALLY ruin my political career.”

    Can’t wait to see Leta!

    Happy Halloween everyone!

  • Spring

    2004/10/31 at 7:51 am

    Too.Damn.Funny.

  • Belladonna

    2004/10/31 at 8:03 am

    Hell reserves a special place for perpetrators of cuteness of that magnitude…

  • Jeff

    2004/10/31 at 8:21 am

    Oh NO!!! That is too funny!!! I love animals, cats, dogs…, but i also love to tease them too:) Happy halloween!

  • Charles R. Kaiser

    2004/10/31 at 8:36 am

    I have reported you to Utah Child Welfare and to the local office of the Humane Society. . .

    Or was that just a dream? Flapping babies, dogs in chicken suits. . .

    Sounds like it could have all been a dream. A twisted, funny dream.

    CLUCK ON CHUCK CHICKEN!

  • Sue FromOhio

    2004/10/31 at 8:36 am

    Mouse, I think I must be secretly ‘greyhound’. I couldn’t believe how easy it was for me to understand your language….

    Dooce, does Chuck ever type on your laptop when you’re not looking? My Lucy might explain the drool on the keyboard here….

  • Wendy

    2004/10/31 at 9:06 am

    Chucken. It’s what’s for dinner! Hee hee!

    That look of silent indignation is priceless.

    And why do I get the feeling that it’s going to be easier to dress up The Former Congressman this year than it is Leta?

  • Meredith

    2004/10/31 at 9:30 am

    I love it! Chuck is absolutely adorable, and having dogs that can tolerate that kind of “cruelty” and “abuse” are so much fun.

  • David

    2004/10/31 at 9:39 am

    Awsome!

  • Leanna

    2004/10/31 at 10:07 am

    Your Blog makes me laugh and I love you hallow weeny Dog hee hee. Keep on blogging!!

  • Leanna

    2004/10/31 at 10:08 am

    OOPS Typo….YOUR Dog not YOU Dog…=)

  • Shiz

    2004/10/31 at 11:04 am

    Chuck’s expression is priceless.

  • Ethel

    2004/10/31 at 11:46 am

    Oh my gosh this is so cute!!!!

    (Sorry, I’m sure someone has said that already but I’m not readin all 500 of your comments today! lol)

  • bb

    2004/10/31 at 12:16 pm

    doooooooooooce. where’s our daily photo today?? it IS halloween after all!
    (someone’s obsessed)

  • zchamu

    2004/10/31 at 12:25 pm

    Buwahahahah! Chuck is the BEST. Question: Does Chuck move when the costume is on? Because when I put a costume on my dog, he WON’T MOVE. He will stand there in his adorable little Elvis suit and not move a muscle.

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