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Wherein I Clobber the World with This Much Cuteness

Yes, those nasty rumors are true. Mormons celebrated Halloween on Saturday night when it wasn’t even Halloween. You see, it’s against the commandments to trick-or-treat on Sunday, as that would violate the commandment that says, “Thou shalt not celebrate the demonic holiday of Halloween on…

November 1, 2004

She fell over!

While posing for pictures with her cousins Leta kept falling over backwards. And, of course, instead of running to her rescue I just stood there and took pictures.

Performance Anxiety

We were driving to my mother’s house for dinner last night when the driver’s side windshield wiper broke. Snow was pouring from the sky in diagonal sheets, so we pulled off the freeway to see if we could fix it. After several minutes of being…