Last night while getting ready for bed I lifted up the lid of the toilet only to realize that before GEORGE! had gone home yesterday afternoon he left us a little present. And all I could think was, “AWESOME! turd.”
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the smell of my desperation has become a stench
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
