An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Everyone in my family has green eyes but me

  • Lucy

    Gotta love that dog!

  • Chuck has those eyes that say “I know a whole lot more than you think I do.”

  • Taya


  • ahhh! i was having a chuck withdrawal. oh those beautiful, green eyes.

  • Chuck is so handsome.

  • Yay! NOT that I have anything at all against Leta, but I’ve really missed seeing Chuck!

  • He looks like a small deer, can we call him Bambo?

  • i want a chuck so bad. stupid landlords and their stupid rules. sure, i can squeeze out a kid, but i can’t have a dog. go figure.

  • nahh Thats not green

  • Danielle

    I saw the thumbnail and though “that looks like fur! chuck!”


    yay. such a cutie.

    (BTW I am still hoping to see more puppy-chuck pictures… surely you have more?)

  • Chuck rocks, no matter what color his eyes are.
    He needs a single antler headpiece for the holidays, a la Max from “The Grinch”! Oooooh, holiday pictures are comin’ from dooce! yay!

  • nicola

    oh chuck he’s still as adorable as ever and nah its not green

  • Cujo…..?

  • nicola

    isnt the dog in kath and kim called cujo??

  • i have an urge to stretch my fingers under his chin and to give chuck one good, long mighty, dog-heaven scratch.

  • Chuck is the best. Is he on Dogster?

  • foofer

    Are those freckles on Chuck’s ears? Awwwwwwww.

  • I love tequila. What is a tequini?What’s in it and how do I make one???

  • LeAnn

    Yes, but Chuck, you’re still the only one who can lick your own bits.

  • Looks like he is enjoying that nice rub. He sure is a cutie.

  • Liz


  • Julie

    What a little peanut head cutie!

    Not to bring up the subject of Boohbah again…but I have a story. I get really bad migraines, and my neurologist put me on a medicine called Topamax on monday to try to prevent them. I’ve been on Topamax before and did great. Well, people on the “migraine street” call it Stupamax because, for a few weeks, until your body gets used to the medicine, you actually get kind of stupid. I started it Monday, and the stupidness hit Thursday morning. It started with me not being able to figure how to tie my shoes…took 5 minutes to get it right. THen I couldn’t process how to get my daughter’s coat on her while the TV was on – had to turn the TV off first so I could concentrate! Anyway…freaky stuff if you didn’t know it would stop in a few weeks.

    So…Thursday, my husband came home, and *I* had *MY* head resting on *my* *daughter’s* leg, and we had been watching TIVO’d episodes of Boohbah and Elmo for 3 hours!!!!!!! I was seriously enjoying myself. The colors were just so pretty, the songs so nice, the peace/love/harmony atmosphere, all the action. My husband, on the other hand, was laughing his ass off and wanted to take a picture.

  • Kim

    Aww Chuckles! I knew it would be him, I’d recognize a dog ear anywhere!

  • JP

    Funny…I’m the on with the green eyes in my family…the rest have brown. Of course, this is what happens when your hubby is hispanic. His genes win.

  • His sister is cute, but Chuck Armstrong is a handsome devil.

  • Colleen from NJ


  • Melani

    This is so funny, my husband just told our dog that today. I got on to him for pointing it out because now Brownie will know she’s adopted!

  • On the off chance that you ever decided you don’t want Chuck anymore, I will be glad to take him off your hands.

    He is just too cute.

  • dooce, i think i love you.
    and your little dog, too.

  • I don’t know, but the flash reflection makes Chuck’s eyes look green to me 🙂

    BTW… I’m the only blue-eyed in my family, everyone else has brown… ditto those MACHO hispanic genes 🙂

  • Ahh, The Former Congressman! Such a sweet pupper face!

  • brown eyes have always done something to me, deep down. I love you, Chuck.

  • I think he looks a bit freaky-deaky there.
    But maybe it’s just me.

  • dear chuck,

    you look like you have a pulsing uterus on top of your head. just FYI.

    Your friend,
    The Sarcastic Journalist

  • So not first

    Thirty fifth!

    I am so special! Everyone bow to my wondrousness!

  • Liz

    Awww! There he is! The most adorable Mr. Chucklesworth – the best congressman EVER!

    With a face like that, who COULDN’T love him?

  • He looks like he just did something good and got praised for it.

  • Chuckles! Sweetie! Who’s a good dog? Who? Who?

    I know that Chuck’s lineage may be mixed (the BEST kind!) but everytime I see the picture below, I think of him.

  • Everyone should have a Chuck.

  • Aww, jeez, you make me want a dog.

  • Paris Hilton

    Chuck is hot!

  • TK

    I want your dog!! He’s just too cute….


  • It’s his tapetum lucidum reflecting light back green. Pretty anyway.

  • Senor Chuckles needs a rack o’ reindeer antlers, I think. He’d look like “Max” from the Grinch. hehe.

  • yo quiero taco bell.

  • I cant stop staring at the one mole/wirey hair on his cheek. Tell Chuck electrolysis works.

  • Susan

    pictures of chuck make my day better. every time.

  • File Under: Tickling

  • hey, Lisa:
    Lisa said at 07:35AM, 12.11.2004:
    Chuck has those eyes that say “I know a whole lot more than you think I do.”

    no, I think he’s really saying “I’ve gotten into a lot more trash cans than you think I have”

  • Awww. I love Chuck!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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