Heater, Mother of Lance
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
Jenie
2004/12/16 at 5:27 amGEORGE!!!
Carrs
2004/12/16 at 5:28 amhow ’bout a pic of the tree?
lulu cornichon
2004/12/16 at 5:28 amIs that George?
No…
Yes?
George!!!
Sara
2004/12/16 at 5:28 amFIRST!!!
Jenie
2004/12/16 at 5:28 amand oh my god…i can die a happy woman…I’m first!
Fish
2004/12/16 at 5:28 amLooks like George has had a few too many egg nog lattes.
Amanda
2004/12/16 at 5:28 amQuite the perspective – I love it!
preciousflower
2004/12/16 at 5:29 amnice.
contessa
2004/12/16 at 5:29 amwoot! George!
kEma
2004/12/16 at 5:30 amheheh That’s hilarious.
Repeat after Dooce, G E O R G E !
preciousflower
2004/12/16 at 5:30 amLatte schmatte
Melissa
2004/12/16 at 5:30 amTis George! And what is with all this competiton to be first? Aren’t we just supposed to enjoy the great pics?
R
2004/12/16 at 5:31 amthree jeers for the latte…and George
lulu cornichon
2004/12/16 at 5:32 amjeer at latte all ya want, but lay off George. He’s a cupcake.
Red
2004/12/16 at 5:33 amHe is too cute
Eric
2004/12/16 at 5:33 amI can hear Leta now. . .
Jenie
2004/12/16 at 5:33 amI was just being a smart*ss about being first…lol
Circus Kelli
2004/12/16 at 5:34 amDooce! I am so addicted to your daily photos… God help me if you ever stop doing them… I might actually have to WORK when I get to work in the mornings! 🙂
Have a great day!
Leah
2004/12/16 at 5:35 amAll I can say is, you people are fast. Merry Dec. 16!
Eric
2004/12/16 at 5:35 amSpeaking of eggnog, try this delicious “Southern Eggnog” (handle). It never fails to light up a room,
Kathy
2004/12/16 at 5:35 amZzZzzZzz — Hey George, “WAKE UP!”
Rebekah
2004/12/16 at 5:35 amOh George… you are loved be so many strangers.
Molly
2004/12/16 at 5:36 amgreat shot! 🙂
Deenzadrine
2004/12/16 at 5:37 amA whole latte GEORGE!
har har har… 😉
CeeCee
2004/12/16 at 5:37 amMy husband and I got a D70 because of you. Our lives are forever changed. *sniff* It’s a beautiful thing 😉
Fish
2004/12/16 at 5:38 amLulu: I’m not sure George would want to be called a “cupcake,” even though you meant it in an endearing way. From what he left in the Armstrong’s lavatory the other day, he don’t sound like no cupcake to me.
I hear cupcakes go pretty good with egg nog lattes. Does the Blue Plate have cupcakes, too, Dooce?
Sarah
2004/12/16 at 5:38 amIs that the head of Elvis up on the shelf??
Very animated shot…for me it captures the feel of being in a cafe.
Oh, and
GEORGE!!!
Colleen from NJ
2004/12/16 at 5:39 amOnly two bucks for an Egg Nog Latte? I need to get out of NJ.
Egg Nog Lattes and George… perfect together.
Bucky Four-Eyes
2004/12/16 at 5:40 amLooks like ol’ George is about to puke from the thought of eggnog latte. . .I know the thought makes me kinda queasy!
Jesus tapdancin’ Christ, people, why do you wanna go messin’ with a perfectly good cup of black coffee?
LT
2004/12/16 at 5:40 ampeople drink coffee in Utah? 😉
Anne
2004/12/16 at 5:41 amGeorge, do you make this many people’s nipples hard in real life?
Dr. Johnny Fever
2004/12/16 at 5:42 amThat place is filthy! George, pick up the ShopVac and get rid of some of that clutter.
Katie
2004/12/16 at 5:42 amYeah, Colleen (28), like you said. Starbucks is what, $6? But I wanted to note that GEORGE, like scrumptious bearded Jon, is scrumptiously bearded. What’s up with the Utah men and their fine facial hair? Is this ANOTHER reason to get out of New York? (I think I’m on metrosexual overload round here…)
Becca
2004/12/16 at 5:43 amMhmmmm
Stephanie
2004/12/16 at 5:43 amYou people love you some George.
I am sure George loves you too.
jules
2004/12/16 at 5:44 amegg nog. yum.
(:3
red
2004/12/16 at 5:53 amGEORGE!!
Eric
2004/12/16 at 5:55 amRe: comment 27. I believe that bust is of Orrin Hatch.
emily
2004/12/16 at 5:58 amJORGE!!!
Lisa
2004/12/16 at 5:59 amYou need t-shirts that just say “GEORGE!” and then we could recognize each other in public. Only we would know what it means. It could be like our version of garments.
T-shirt my Dad used to have “Utah: If you think our liquor laws are funny, you should see our underwear.”
ereed
2004/12/16 at 6:02 amim gonna second the whole GEORGE! tee shirt idea. oh oh oh can we get a OF FRANCE! one too?
Lindsey
2004/12/16 at 6:06 amGeorge is the man! Even he knows that the Egg Nog Latte’s kick ass 🙂
Colleen from NJ
2004/12/16 at 6:11 amCarol,
sorry, went to bed last night and didn’t see your post…
re: Carol’s hubby wants a third:
I’m still incubating, but this much I know: running after 4 and 2 year-olds with nausea, heartburn, backache, belly, plus they don’t understand “I need to sit for 5 minutes”…
The pregnancy? definitely tougher, albeit temporary (sure doesn’t feel like it, tho). To have the three of them? I’ll let you know in 2 weeks, when I will (reluctantly) be discharged from the hospital.
But, the sick side of me that wants you to join me, come on, all the cool moms do it…says,
Carol,
Chessy
2004/12/16 at 6:11 am*sigh*
Now I want coffee. Thanks for the shot. I have missed going out and now I can pretend that I have. (Yeah, that is a bit nuts, but that is where I am in life these days.)
Colleen from NJ
2004/12/16 at 6:12 amDO IT.
sorry for long post, people.
Kieran
2004/12/16 at 6:13 amEgg Nog Latte? I would rather drink second had piss
Sherri
2004/12/16 at 6:16 amMmmmm…egg nog latte.
Wake up, George. WAKE UP! There’s egg nog latte to be had. WAKE UP!
poke…poke
Colleen from NJ
2004/12/16 at 6:19 amKatie, lol, “metrosexual overload”. Something about hairy men in the west.
Hey! time for a ROAD TRIP! I’ll meet you at the Vince Lombardi stop on the NJ turnpike and we can get us some cheap latte, good skiing, and scrumptious bearded men.
Crap, I’m married.
abc
2004/12/16 at 6:19 amis that where leta gets her cheeks?
jennay
2004/12/16 at 6:21 amEgg Nog latte doesn’t sound very good.
Pumpkin Spice latte is very bad. It’s like slurping a melted pie.