This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Typical Morning at The Armstrong Experience

The little booger woke up this morning at 6:18 AM. I absolutely loathe people who suggest that we keep her up a little later so that she will wake up later the next morning. THAT NEVER WORKS. Some sort of evil alarm goes off in…

December 30, 2004

Attack of the Holiday Hair

I tried a little experiment with the curlers. Not only did it work, but the curlers, THEY TOOK OVER. Be very, very afraid.