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How to Annoy Me

Heather B. Armstrong | January 20, 2005

She used to grit her gums, BUT NOW SHE HAS TEETH. SHE’S GRITTING HER TEETH. ALL THREE OF THEM.

GRIT. GRIT. GRIT.

There could not possibly be a more horrifying noise anywhere in the universe.

MY GOD, THE PAIN.

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