An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

How to Charm Me

Prevent me from shitting my pants on national television. Thank you, Jon.

February 9, 2005

ABC, easy as 123

UPDATE: The piece will run TONIGHT on ABC World News. Right now they are filming me writing on my website and I feel like such a dork. I am a dork. Dork dork dork. Dork. And I feel like such a dork. Catiptla D Ork…

Thinking (and totally freaking out)

ABC World News Tonight is sending a crew over to my house right now. In case you didn’t know, I lost my job because of this website THREE YEARS AGO. And Leta just put the circle block into the circle hole by herself. Anybody want…

It’s alive!

In the winter we rarely go in or out of the front door because we have no hallway at the front of the house. We always use the back door so that we don’t track mud or snow onto the hardwood floors. Unfortunately, this means…