An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

It started off so innocent!

I’d like to make a public apology to my friend Beth’s older son, Kyle, for not returning the teddy bear he let Leta borrow eight days ago. He said we could have it on loan for one week, seven days, and here I am not…

February 11, 2005

It’s terribly hot down here

Yesterday I received a letter from Hannah (hi! Hannah) in England wherein she included a clipping from her university’s student newspaper. And, yes, of course it talks about people losing their jobs because of their websites and my name was mentioned. I feel like a…


He could hear the mailman walking over from next door which means TREAT IS WALKING OVER TO OUR HOUSE. TREAT. TREAT. JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TREAT.