the smell of my desperation has become a stench

It’s terribly hot down here

Yesterday I received a letter from Hannah (hi! Hannah) in England wherein she included a clipping from her university’s student newspaper. And, yes, of course it talks about people losing their jobs because of their websites and my name was mentioned. I feel like a disease that has made its way across the Atlantic. Are you itching? Feeling uncomfortable burning sensations?

Funny thing about this article, though, is where it says, “… Heather Armstrong’s blog of the same name in which she told stories about her colleagues, leading to her eventual demise.” DEMISE. Apparently, my website killed me.

People, I have GOT to be the first blogger to be WRITING FROM THE GRAVE. There’s your story.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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