An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation
  • Mary


  • oh no! the beautiful hair!

    i bet you could make a pretty penny if you sold it on ebay. scary, no?

  • that’s a lot of hair

  • Woah! Achooo!

  • ingrid

    hmm…too dark to be chuck’s, too light to be jon’s, too thick to be leego boingy ponytails, looks as though it has survived transformations to and from septic poopy tank red. can’t wait to see the new makeoover, the suspense is killing me!

  • Funny how people with plenty of it cut it off and those of us without any wish we had it…

  • Liv

    Your hair? A new style? We need pictures!!

  • eve

    ew! somewhere out there, a denuded ewok lurks…

  • AR

    top ten? could it be?

  • Kerry

    That’s what my sink looked like after my ex-boyfriend would ask me to shave his neck.

  • Hmmm. Nude Ewok? Where can I get me one of those?

  • Dea

    First sign of spring: Jon loses the beard?

  • Ada


    My Catholic catechism classes are coming back to me…

    Little dark rooms, priests taking off their clothes..
    no, not those memories!

    Bow-string, ropes, looms…
    Ah yes.
    Delilah, he must truly love you.

  • Ada

    no wait a second.


    Crap, I think I’m getting all the naked priest memories and violent stories mixed up.

  • EEWWWWWWWWW I hate seeing hair cut off. I didn’t look when I went to the hairdressers to have 8 inches off my hair!!

  • But there’s no way Jon will lose HIS power, he’s still be the super-Armstrong-geek Dooce loves!

  • Ooh, I need to do that to my husband’s hair soon. It’s getting out of control.

  • Oh man, for some reason seeing hair all snipped like that makes me feel sick. YUCK!

  • Wow, I bet bald people all over the planet would kill for that!

  • Boy your plumber is going to have fun unclogging that drain. =D

  • i bet my poor balding father would pay good money for all that hair….

    will you take a check?

  • Nickie

    There’s some strange hair-fetish site crying out for that picture.

    Mmm hair.


  • WOOHOO top 30 ! go laura. thats a lotta hair 🙂

  • That is a lot of thick fab hair!

  • Wait! Beard or no beard??

  • Jo

    Strange. Very strange.

  • natalia

    Nahhh that can’t be the beard and what Samson got cut off was his hair, wasn’t it?
    How about you are really nice and show us another pic that sheds some light into this? Pretty please?

  • Harry


  • hannah

    I can never bear to look at my hair when it’s been cut off. Even if it’s a trim, I have so much hair that it looks like I should by all rights be bald.

  • Harry

    Yse, strange very strange…..not short OR curly. Hmmmmmmmm!

  • southern fried girl

    Oh my goodness, that is a lot of hair. This is also the earliest I have been up in a WHILE. 🙂

  • Bec

    I’m just going to reiterate what everyone else has already said – whoah, lots of hair…

  • Is that a shaven beard? Or is Leta bald now?

  • was this your mothers day gift? heh.

  • Harry

    Leta is bald now and living in a commune way out west!

  • Me

    Of France I tell you!!!!

  • Harry

    too late…..sean sheep!

  • Me

    Yousa funee Harry…. Hehe… Brazilian

  • eeep look at all that hair!! you could make a fortune selling that!! heheheh cant wait to see the new do!!

  • Henryk_

    It’s always darkest before the dawn!

  • Henryk_DTG102155KFEB05

    Thanks me, glad to see someone with a sense of humor at this hour.

  • Me

    My my…is that hair or are you just happy to see me….?

  • Me

    Would I totally ruin it by saying it’s 5:41 p.m. in these parts…?
    But I’m so with it and witty in the a.m. too…. I promise!!!!

  • Harry

    hair today, gone tomorrow!

  • Ahhhh. Brazilian. Harry, that one’s gonna keep me chuckling for a while.

    Dooce – have you guys recently entered a witness protection program?

  • Harry

    Thanks Niffer. I try to amuse

  • The word shorn makes me laugh. My hubby’s idea of romance is to whisper softly: “Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a shorn scrotum.”

  • Sean Sheep

    I am getting picked on!!!

  • Henryk_

    Ahhh yes, short back and sides down in the nether regions!

  • figbash

    that’s so going to clog your sink.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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