An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Well Portland Oregon and sloe gin fizz, if that ain’t love then tell me what is

  • Me

    By the by – did dooce ever mention why she was posting so early nowadays?

  • Well sloe gin fizz works might fast,
    When you drink it by the pitcher and not by the glass …

  • J

    no beard!

  • Me

    Hehe…Spring Cleaning….

  • Me

    And from the thumbnail I thought it was someone scratching their newly shaved head…
    Too much to expect I know…

  • Wow. Spring cleaning?

  • It WAS Jon!

    Did he do this so the snowboarding goggles would stick to his face better?

  • Did anyone notice that the man has perfect nails? I love that.

  • The Hours Slide By

    Sexy profile shot! I didn’t know it was possible for that much hair to come off of one man’s face. Are you sure you’re not hiding something?

  • off with the winter coat!
    -gg

  • Henryk_

    Not a pretty sight at this hour of the morning!

  • i LOVE it! so handsome

  • holy moly.

  • Henryk_

    Looks nothing like a Brazilian!!!

  • He looks great!

  • Jon looks like Bob Vila with his beard. Glad to see he took it off.

  • Henryk_

    Put the fuzz back….put the fuzz back!!!!

  • And people thought it was your hair. Pfft.
    He looks beautiful (haha) but then again you already knew that didn’t you?

  • Thinkin’ man!

  • CRAP – make that number 15.

  • Jennifer

    spring has sprung.

  • #12!!! Woo hoo! Who woulda thunk being up at 4:26 would EVER have perks?! Heather, your hubby’s pretty hunky. The older men are the best (I married a hunky older man too).

  • Nell

    Yay, I got to comment early.

    He looks great! I thought it would be Heather’s hair.

  • Melle

    its fun watching how the number of comments pile up and at the same time.. the joy to hit refresh.

  • He looks really good!

  • A cross between Jason Lee and ‘the Thinker’. LOL

  • Ah mystery solved. But there was alot of hair in that sink. Are you sure it was all his?

  • Lookin’ good!

  • Melle

    awww… hehe..
    #3?

  • Your husband, apart from being a great big spunk, bears the most uncanny resemblance to Jason Lee I have ever seen. Which only adds to spunkdom status.

  • gibbo

    shave chuck too

  • Smooooooth.

  • amber

    Being a night owl has finally paid off. Long time lurker here. Just wanted to say, I enjoy your site and look forward to reading it every day.

  • minxlj

    That’s where all the hair went! He looks great

  • oh my gosh. it’s absolutely fabulous!!!

  • Me

    Hmm… Talking to myself…. Sigh! Just like the good ole days….before the lil pills. The yellow one and the red one, the blue one and the green one, the…

  • Henryk

    Me……….probably somnambulism!

  • Henryk

    ….and a pink one, and an orange one……. 🙁

  • Henryk

    and talking to ones self is infectious

  • e

    beardless! :-O

  • Me

    Give in to it Henry…
    Embrace it…
    CONVERT!!!!

  • kim

    jeah, i like it better without the beard actually..

  • ellyn

    WOAH! that is fab-u-loso! THank you for sharing your life, dooce! Reading this every day brightens my yechy law student mornings!

  • Henryk_

    must….not….give…….in!
    Voices in my head……go awayyyy

  • Henryk_

    Hmmmm…….law student…….budding legal eagle!

  • Handsome! Hi face! Good thing he waited until after the snowboarding trip.

    Does Leta still recognize Daddy?

  • He’s scrummy with and without 😉

  • i love a man with a nose that says, “YEA. RIGHT HERE.”

  • Ooooh… how YOU doin’!

  • Gry

    Love is even better when it doesn’t scratch!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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