Heater, Mother of Lance

Well Portland Oregon and sloe gin fizz, if that ain’t love then tell me what is

459 Comments
  • Me

    2005/03/07 at 1:33 am

    By the by – did dooce ever mention why she was posting so early nowadays?

  • Lauren Stranahan

    2005/03/07 at 1:18 am

    Well sloe gin fizz works might fast,
    When you drink it by the pitcher and not by the glass …

  • J

    2005/03/07 at 1:18 am

    no beard!

  • Me

    2005/03/07 at 1:28 am

    Hehe…Spring Cleaning….

  • Me

    2005/03/07 at 1:30 am

    And from the thumbnail I thought it was someone scratching their newly shaved head…
    Too much to expect I know…

  • Constance

    2005/03/07 at 1:07 am

    Wow. Spring cleaning?

  • kristine

    2005/03/07 at 12:45 am

    It WAS Jon!

    Did he do this so the snowboarding goggles would stick to his face better?

  • Jason Stone

    2005/03/07 at 12:51 am

    Did anyone notice that the man has perfect nails? I love that.

  • The Hours Slide By

    2005/03/07 at 12:51 am

    Sexy profile shot! I didn’t know it was possible for that much hair to come off of one man’s face. Are you sure you’re not hiding something?

  • gadgetgirl

    2005/03/07 at 12:53 am

    off with the winter coat!
    -gg

  • Henryk_

    2005/03/07 at 12:58 am

    Not a pretty sight at this hour of the morning!

  • jenB

    2005/03/07 at 12:34 am

    i LOVE it! so handsome

  • bushra

    2005/03/07 at 12:36 am

    holy moly.

  • Henryk_

    2005/03/07 at 12:41 am

    Looks nothing like a Brazilian!!!

  • Toryssa

    2005/03/07 at 12:43 am

    He looks great!

  • Pete

    2005/03/07 at 12:31 am

    Jon looks like Bob Vila with his beard. Glad to see he took it off.

  • Henryk_

    2005/03/07 at 12:28 am

    Put the fuzz back….put the fuzz back!!!!

  • Anna

    2005/03/07 at 12:31 am

    And people thought it was your hair. Pfft.
    He looks beautiful (haha) but then again you already knew that didn’t you?

  • Charles

    2005/03/07 at 12:28 am

    Thinkin’ man!

  • heidillydoo

    2005/03/07 at 12:27 am

    CRAP – make that number 15.

  • Jennifer

    2005/03/07 at 12:26 am

    spring has sprung.

  • heidillydoo

    2005/03/07 at 12:26 am

    #12!!! Woo hoo! Who woulda thunk being up at 4:26 would EVER have perks?! Heather, your hubby’s pretty hunky. The older men are the best (I married a hunky older man too).

  • Nell

    2005/03/07 at 12:25 am

    Yay, I got to comment early.

    He looks great! I thought it would be Heather’s hair.

  • Melle

    2005/03/07 at 12:24 am

    its fun watching how the number of comments pile up and at the same time.. the joy to hit refresh.

  • kel-bel

    2005/03/07 at 12:26 am

    He looks really good!

  • minxlj

    2005/03/07 at 12:25 am

    A cross between Jason Lee and ‘the Thinker’. LOL

  • jordan

    2005/03/07 at 12:23 am

    Ah mystery solved. But there was alot of hair in that sink. Are you sure it was all his?

  • Ronda

    2005/03/07 at 12:23 am

    Lookin’ good!

  • Melle

    2005/03/07 at 12:21 am

    awww… hehe..
    #3?

  • allconsuming

    2005/03/07 at 12:21 am

    Your husband, apart from being a great big spunk, bears the most uncanny resemblance to Jason Lee I have ever seen. Which only adds to spunkdom status.

  • gibbo

    2005/03/07 at 12:22 am

    shave chuck too

  • JessicaRabbit

    2005/03/07 at 12:23 am

    Smooooooth.

  • amber

    2005/03/07 at 12:18 am

    Being a night owl has finally paid off. Long time lurker here. Just wanted to say, I enjoy your site and look forward to reading it every day.

  • minxlj

    2005/03/07 at 12:21 am

    That’s where all the hair went! He looks great

  • elyse

    2005/03/07 at 12:16 am

    oh my gosh. it’s absolutely fabulous!!!

  • Me

    2005/03/07 at 1:49 am

    Hmm… Talking to myself…. Sigh! Just like the good ole days….before the lil pills. The yellow one and the red one, the blue one and the green one, the…

  • Henryk

    2005/03/07 at 1:50 am

    Me……….probably somnambulism!

  • Henryk

    2005/03/07 at 1:52 am

    ….and a pink one, and an orange one……. 🙁

  • Henryk

    2005/03/07 at 1:53 am

    and talking to ones self is infectious

  • e

    2005/03/07 at 1:55 am

    beardless! :-O

  • Me

    2005/03/07 at 2:00 am

    Give in to it Henry…
    Embrace it…
    CONVERT!!!!

  • kim

    2005/03/07 at 2:00 am

    jeah, i like it better without the beard actually..

  • ellyn

    2005/03/07 at 2:13 am

    WOAH! that is fab-u-loso! THank you for sharing your life, dooce! Reading this every day brightens my yechy law student mornings!

  • Henryk_

    2005/03/07 at 2:17 am

    must….not….give…….in!
    Voices in my head……go awayyyy

  • Henryk_

    2005/03/07 at 2:22 am

    Hmmmm…….law student…….budding legal eagle!

  • SharonO

    2005/03/07 at 2:23 am

    Handsome! Hi face! Good thing he waited until after the snowboarding trip.

    Does Leta still recognize Daddy?

  • domino

    2005/03/07 at 2:25 am

    He’s scrummy with and without 😉

  • Colleen from NJ

    2005/03/07 at 2:42 am

    i love a man with a nose that says, “YEA. RIGHT HERE.”

  • Angie

    2005/03/07 at 2:50 am

    Ooooh… how YOU doin’!

  • Gry

    2005/03/07 at 2:50 am

    Love is even better when it doesn’t scratch!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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