The camera took this picture by itself, I just stood there

La Pix: Oh nooooo! Now my name is besmirched Internet-inally!

And people’s image of me as a wholesome, church-going, modest down-home gal will be shot to hell.

(does a little dance to avoid the ever-present lightning)

Doocey coments are acting strange…

Kassi – Boba Tea is yummmmmmm

not-that-Andrea – clarity. I read your earlier post as “slam it IN a book,” and was having a lot of trouble visualizing it.

Your doctor wanted to hit you? When I was a kid, my doctor would give me a shot in the ass while giving the other cheek a slap. Thinking back, that’s a little creepy.

La Pixiatrix….you are my hero.

Bucky, re: your “secret”
You do realize that now your comment will be indexed by google and the other www search engines.

And forever your name and website will be associated with the results of google searches for any combination of weird + secret + skin + sucker + hoo + showing it to friends…

why did that post again?

Mrtl, nothing nearly so much fun. (And by the way, it was on my WRIST, not my risk.) You just smash is with something hard and flat and the cyst just flattens out and whatever makes up the cyst disperses under your skin. I just like the fact that slamming yourself with a book counts as a medical procedure.

Anybody want a ganglian cyst slammed?

On the subject of boogers and T-Bags: has anyone had bubble tea before? It is a cold tea drink with tapioca beads. The beads remain at the bottom of your cup so that you can suck them through a large straw as you are drinking the tea. It is like getting a chewy surprise in your drink. Anyway it is hard to drink it without the visual of sucking up goober balls. yet disturbingly tasty nonetheless

There is nothing in the world like peeling off a big papery strip of sunburned skin. Mmmm…. My husband doesn’t know it, but sometimes I intentionally “forget” the sunscreen just so he’ll sunburn. Peeling him brings me such pleasure.

annabelle: oh my gosh I remember that on Goldmember…that was the WORST.

ew bucky-4-eyes, that’s what Goldmember does in the third Austen Powers movie- he peels his skin off and keeps it in a little bejeweled box- or occasionally he eats it.

Plum, your mom used to chase you around the house hoping for a piece?

Did Jerry Springer just call?

Laurie: thank you for clearing that up! That’s what I get for trying to mince words with a lawyer 🙂

mrtl – You’re right, I only do DRY peels. Wet peels make a mess on the rug.

Bucky – Damn girl, you’re my hero.

Yes, I DID just say that my mom used to chase me for a peice.

Plum – I do like the peeling, but not the blistery, wet peeling. I got really burned in the Philipines (110 degree weather). That was gross.

Sometimes I miss the days of sunburns. My skin is borderline scary with freckles, so I’ve gone the pasty route for many years now.

Four hundred and thirty eighth!

The weird thing is, I’m not into peeling MYSELF. I want to peel OTHERS. Bwa-Ha-Ha!

I think it’s hereditary, my mom used to chase me around the house after I’d been to the beach, hoping for a piece.

dog porn. LOL

Four hundred and thirty seventh!

Not-that-Andrea – THat’s what I’m talking about! Just pretend it’s bark. But for people. And grosser. Yeah.

not-that-Andrea – I’m intrigued. What happens? Does the book get all pussed up?

Okay, I’m only gonna tell you guys this, and you have to promise to keep my weird little secret.

When I was about 20, I got a bad sunburn, and peeled off a particularly large piece of skin. For some reason (because I am me), I thought it would be cool to keep the piece, so I tucked it into the flap on my calculator case. Kept that sucker in there for years, showing it occasionally to grossed-out friends.

Woo hoo, lotta fun, lotta fun!

# 425 Spurious Plum. Oh yes yes yes! I love doing that. It all started when my sister got a wicked sunburn on her back and she let me peel it for her. We tried to see how big a piece (urk – I’m feeling a little ill now) of skin I could get off at once.

Um, I’m not sure how I got that all red and indented and outline-y and stuff.

Anyone ever had a ganglian (sp?) cyst before? I had one on my risk and my rather odd GP (who I’ve been seeing for 30+ years)told me just to slam a book on it. He even offered to do it for me. I thought he was just being flakier than usual, but it turns out that was an acceptable treament plan for a ganglian cyst.

I guess sometimes simple is best.

My D70 runs the blender AND the toaster!

If it had another function I might not need a boyfriend!

so that’s a brick wall, huh? well, that’s fine. i still hate my job, so a brick could work just as well as a piece of cake. for hitting myself, or someone else, over the head – not for eating.

um.

right.

LURKING CLOAK: ACTIVATE!!!

*giggling fiendishly* hehehe you can’t see me…

The D70 takes pictures by ITSELF?!?! Is that why it costs so much? I’m sorry, but if its taking its own pics, it’s ALIVE, and I can’t afford to feed myself, let alone some fancy-ass camera.

Does anyone like peeling other people after they’ve been in the sun? I love that crap.

Thanks Bucky!
Did you read his site?
http://slowchildrenatplay.blogspot.com

I swear he needs to take that shit on the road! It’s so stupid it’s funny!

This is why I don’t let him play with my big camera!!

Well, with all the extra traffic that’s sure to come from the Yahoo listing, I’m glad we’re at least all on our best behavior for “company” today.

Now, who wants to pop this mondo zit on my ass?

brick wall. 426 comments. OMG, it’s true.

Where’d everyone go?

b4e – yes…wrong wrong wrong

B4E – Yes, it’s completely wrong

MMmmm…orange mortar cake? I had a cyst where my middle finger and my palm meet. I had to get a shot to numb it before they brought in the horse tranq. full of whatever. He goes to stab my hand with it and I screamed. He aked if it hurt. No, I have turrets, GD mother f#^%$%% ass suck! Then he injected some more pain killer, and nothing, until driving my stick shift down the freeway half way home. I’d rather have eaten that mortar cake.

MMmmm…orange mortar cake? I had a cyst where my middle finger and my palm meet. I had to get a shot to numb it before they brought in the horse tranq. full of whatever. He goes to stab my hand with it and I screamed. He aked if it hurt. No, I have turrets, GD mother f#^%$%% ass suck! Then he injected some more pain killer, and nothing, until driving my stick shift down the freeway half way home. I’d rather have eaten that mortar cake.

Kassi-
Actually, slander is the one where it doesn’t have to be false and is damaging to one’s reputation. Libel is the legal term where the plantiff has to establish that someone knowingly printed false information.

Unless my law dictionary and law professors have been getting it wrong the past 3 years….:D

A sloppily troweled brick wall bathing in funky light, possibly near sunset. playing with filters?

Nice colours. Fancy having a camera that takes its own pictures.

sorry – I know the suspense must be killing you. My computer sucks, and keeps crapping out on me when I try to work. I think it’s telling me to take the day off.

you blow a little boogie in it

speaking of boogers and t bags: has anyone had bubble tea before? It is a cold tea drink with tapioca beads. The beads remain at the bottom of your cup so that you can suck them through a large straw as you are drinking the tea. It is like getting a chewy surprise in your drink. Anyway it is hard to drink it without the visual of sucking up goober balls. yet tasty nonetheless

speaking of boogers and t bags: has anyone had bubble tea before? It is a cold tea drink with tapioca beads. The beads remain at the bottom of your cup so that you can suck them through a large straw as you are drinking the tea. It is like getting a chewy surprise in your drink. Anyway it is hard to drink it without the visual of sucking up goober balls. yet tasty nonetheless

speaking of boogers and t bags: has anyone had bubble tea before? It is a cold tea drink with tapioca beads. The beads remain at the bottom of your cup so that you can suck them through a large straw as you are drinking the tea. It is like getting a chewy surprise in your drink. Anyway it is hard to drink it without the visual of sucking up goober balls. yet tasty nonetheless

blackheads in the ear=also painful

speaking of boogers and t bags: has anyone had bubble tea before? It is a cold tea drink with tapioca beads. The beads remain at the bottom of your cup so that you can suck them through a large straw as you are drinking the tea. It is like getting a chewy surprise in your drink. Anyway it is hard to drink it without the visual of sucking up goober balls.

boil in the ear=painful

B4E – Yes, it’s completely wrong.

how do you make a tissue dance?

snap!