An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Little baby Stevie

  • I haven’t heard of this you say, “blogger adoption project.” Do tell me more.

  • blogger adoption project…LMAOF

  • LMAOF? what’s that?

  • mrtl: Laughing My Ass Off

  • hey! leave my gay dyslexic brother alone!

  • Keep the cox out of the box!
    Watch out for the fox with cox!

  • yea, thru the blogger adoption project

  • Are you saying you and greenthumb are sibs?

  • white cocks, red cocks, one, two blue cocks

  • I would not eat them in a box.
    I would not eat them with a fox.

  • mrtl, my little brother, greenie, does the same thing!

  • I was kept away from y’all’s lovely company by soap operas and pasta. No tellin’ which one will give me gas.

  • Susie, could be. My daughter says cock instead of sock. We could make it work.

  • What are we doing now? Nursery rhymes?

  • Big cocks, little cock, long thin skinny cocks, big fat hairy ones stick.

  • I’ll bet I’m too late for the cocks and ball sacks, ain’t I?

  • Tanya

    Good news on the wins. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person.

  • I’ve always wondered what babies think when they have their eyes closed and someone is taking a picture of them. Or maybe they’re not thinking. And maybe, right before we die, every instance of infatile-camera-capture flashes before us in some wonderful instant.

    Wait. No, I never actually thought of that before.

  • Are Mormons taking over the world, starting with Utah? Why is this not on the news?

    Oh, and I will NOT razz you about how some manly men spend more time at home alone with their kids than the mommy. Nope, not me. Because I know you kid. And I know you know the world doesn’t work that way. 😉

  • Do you think GEORGE!’s little lady friend knows how funny we all think it would be if she were to yell out “GEORGE!” during their round of Hide-The-Salami?

  • fucking 60’s night on Idol. BOOOOORING!

  • I know… my girl is 11 months old… she was 5 lb. 11 oz. when she was born and at work I am blessed to hold babies every day. Today I held a 6 lb. baby and marvelled at how tiny and light it was and wondered how it was my little wonder has gotten so big so fast!

  • AndreaBT

    Nilbo, just look at the picture at the top of the page. If that doesn’t take you back in time, nothing will!

  • Congrats on the bloggie awards Heather! Well deserved.

  • AndreaBT

    i didn’t want all of that in bold, but ok, whatever…

  • God, I can’t even remember what it was like to have babies. My girls are 24 and 20.

  • AndreaBT

    Romber, heheh…is that like Benifer?

  • Yeah, Romber rock! And that old lady? She has got to DIE with that voice …

  • AndreaBT

    ok, so my 3 month old is totally giggling at my husband making silly noises at her. *TOO CUTE* little babies learning how to laugh are the *best*

  • ooh Im going to watch the Amazing Race tonight. I love Romber.

  • Jeopardy.

    I’m obviously going to do very well.

  • All right folks, I’ve got to run.

    It’s time for me to lick my camera whilst watching Jepordy.

  • Torrie, I had a dorm – room phone like that, had to slam it on the desk before we could answer

  • dude, you just needed new batteries. lmao (ok so maybe I chuckled silently)

    I dropped my camera way back when so now I have to smack it around sometimes.

  • I used to have a camera in high school that everytime you wanted to take a picture you had to slam it into the wall first.

  • AndreaBT

    My dad fixed his camera in a similar way, by whacking it against something. Seems he found a helpful website that suggested as much.

    My grandma up in heaven was probably laughing. We always used to make fun of her for hitting the side of the TV when the picture was acting up.

  • heh

  • Strizz, I was all “fuck this, I’m going to MAKE this motherfucker work” and I hit it a couple of times, put new batteries in, and viola!
    It has been broken for like three months.
    I swear it was all of the doocelings good energy.

  • torrie, did you put batteries in it?

    andrea, no I couldnt post or whatever. grr. And I want a new template and I don’t know how.

  • AndreaBT

    Strizz, laughing out loud (really) at your question for Torrie 🙂

    How *did* you fix it, Torrie?



  • AndreaBT

    What’s up, strizz? are they still having problems with comments?

  • AndreaBT

    niceness never drives me off

  • AndreaBT



  • im still pissed at blogger

  • Still here, Andrea. i thought my niceness drove everyone off …

  • thats sad, hahaha (sorry!)

  • Can’t even afford Ebay.


  • AndreaBT


  • Canam, I am redheaded and a stepchild. I figure I might as well start slapping meself. Ok, so I am more auburn (naturally)…when I get out in the sun (remember that bright warm thing?) I get all red.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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