Our Lady of Perpetual Depression

Finally an outfit to go with the hat

606 Comments
  • AndreaBT

    2005/03/16 at 4:06 am

    See, but Nilbo, I’m NOT going to drink it. Just the thought makes me rowf…but I agree I probably would screech if I did have to taste it.

  • Nilbo

    2005/03/16 at 4:04 am

    Silly Andrea. You don’t “roowwwfff” after drinking it … you … well .. Screetch”

  • ChickenFlicken

    2005/03/16 at 4:04 am

    You’re welcome, Dooce. I thought Leta would appreciate an utterly ridiculous hat, especially one that proclaimed her gender, since there are people out there who can’t recognize pure feminine beauty when it strolls by in a Graco.

    The thought of it being a fang-toothed brownie is hilarious, though, I think I should make some for my kids. I can pretend that an evil chocolate dessert is eating their heads, and that is always entertaining.

  • the niffer

    2005/03/16 at 4:00 am

    Nilbo – thank god; I trimmed my nipple hair the other day and would feel so left out of tomorrow’s festivities.

  • Nilbo

    2005/03/16 at 4:01 am

    “… horrible neutering accident” … umm … is there any other kind?

  • AndreaBT

    2005/03/16 at 4:01 am

    Ummmm…sounds delish (running away to rowfffffffffff)

  • Lisa S

    2005/03/16 at 4:00 am

    I am SO GLAD that I clicked on the kitten-eating brownie link.

  • Nilbo

    2005/03/16 at 3:59 am

    Newfie Screech is much like the dregs of a rum barrel, only with higher alcohol content and that delicious, turpentine-like aftertaste. It’ll put hair on anyone’s chest … and just in time for Nipple Hair Thursday” …

  • the niffer

    2005/03/16 at 3:58 am

    Bucky – of course it’s Budzo. He’s such a slut. We’re afraid to tell him that he lost his testicals in a horrible neutering accident when he was young, so he frequently spanks it on the afghan.

    (blanket, not a dog)

    The more I look at Leego’s hat, the more I’m craving a brownie and feel like I should be sitting in a corner thinking about what I did wrong.

  • Lisa S

    2005/03/16 at 3:57 am

    OMG is that a dunce cap? Is Leta in trouble or something?? I love it – I wish I could see the top of it – in my imagination the hat is like two feet high or something. She’s just gorgeous, o she could pull it off.

    Congrats on the bloggies!

  • Nilbo

    2005/03/16 at 3:57 am

    Great, Bucky … now you just have to knock back a jigger of Screech, kiss a cod … and you’re in, eh?

  • AndreaBT

    2005/03/16 at 3:57 am

    Oops, sorry Nilbo, it might be too late! Enjoy, Bucky!

  • AndreaBT

    2005/03/16 at 3:56 am

    “screeched in”???

  • Strizz

    2005/03/16 at 3:56 am

    Ok, so what do you do if you insert the A1 and rotate it it, only to find that the cap has *come OFF* due to the rotation?

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    2005/03/16 at 3:55 am

    AndreaBT – actually, I saw it much later when I scrolled through the messages. I have it bookmarked, and by tonight, I shall be an honourary Canadian, and sing “Oh Canada” in French and all that.
    I already have lots of toques. I’ll fit right in!

  • Strizz

    2005/03/16 at 3:52 am

    Hey Eliza…why I gots to be sniveling huh???? I just blew my nose.

  • Nilbo

    2005/03/16 at 3:54 am

    Oh, Andrea .. I think Bucky needs to be properly “screeched in” before she is awarded legitimate honoUrary citizenship …

  • David

    2005/03/16 at 3:52 am

    Gorgeous girl!

  • Nilbo

    2005/03/16 at 3:49 am

    OK, off to kill some kittens. I mean … umm … do some work …

  • Strizz

    2005/03/16 at 3:51 am

    I don’t get it.

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    2005/03/16 at 3:43 am

    Nilbo – I just don’t want to be a pest every time I need a sandpaper tongue. I thought I would put you in rotation with the kittens so everyone gets a chance to rest and cleanse those tastebuds.

    CanAmy, are you up already too? I know you were in here last night makin’ like a professor with the anal bead knowledge. I slept well, how aboot you? Jim gave me his cold, so I’ll be thrashing him when we both get home today. It’ll be a hoot!

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    2005/03/16 at 3:44 am

    Niffer – if it’s Budzo, tell him to wear the jaunty cap. That’s so HOT!

  • AndiMAC

    2005/03/16 at 3:44 am

    Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeta, hey cutie pie!

  • AndreaBT

    2005/03/16 at 3:44 am

    Oh, sweet heaven, Her Raunchiness Bucky is here already!!! Nilbo, good call.

    Bucky, you left last night right before I left a link for you to become an honorary Canadian (or honourary, if you want to make it truly official).

  • Laura C.

    2005/03/16 at 3:45 am

    Re: #44–

    Yup. That’s the dude.

  • Lushlife

    2005/03/16 at 3:48 am

    Wow, she kept that hat on long enough for you to take a photo of her smiling in it. Is it glued to her head?;)

  • Kelly

    2005/03/16 at 3:42 am

    SOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN CUTE!!!!!!!

  • Nilbo

    2005/03/16 at 3:35 am

    (Calling the ASPCA over to Bucky’s place)

  • Nilbo

    2005/03/16 at 3:35 am

    (What, my tongue isn’t rough enough for ya…?)

  • CanadianAmy

    2005/03/16 at 3:37 am

    Did my Bucky4E get a good nights sleep?

  • Biggest Apple

    2005/03/16 at 3:39 am

    Quite possibly the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • the niffer

    2005/03/16 at 3:41 am

    Bucky, how can you be so dirty in the morning?

    Oh, and my cat wants your number.

  • Vanessa_AR

    2005/03/16 at 3:34 am

    Leta has GOT to know she is cute! I mean, look at the expression on her face. Yeah, she knows!

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    2005/03/16 at 3:32 am

    But Michelle, what does God do if you masturbate *using* a kitten?

    Um, just askin’ for a FRIEND, you know?

  • Michelle Brady

    2005/03/16 at 3:25 am

    #16- Allie:

    Are you speaking of the the big brown thing that’s chasing the kittens in that funny photoshopped picture with the caption “Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten”? Just curious.

    http://www.hosstyle.com/kittens.htm

    This is what I’m talking about. And brownies with teeth is an excellent description of those things.

  • RyanH

    2005/03/16 at 3:24 am

    top40?! This would be a BIG DEAL for me.

  • RyanH

    2005/03/16 at 3:24 am

    DAMNATION!

  • natasha

    2005/03/16 at 3:24 am

    Haha. Reminds me of those baby pictures floating around of me wearing underwear on my head while unwrapping Christmas gifts! Damn my stealthy Grandma!

  • Michelle Brady

    2005/03/16 at 3:22 am

    #28-

    I do *not* snivel!

    Bow and scrape, maybe. Prostrate myself, sure.

    But no sniveling!

  • Helsinki Phil

    2005/03/16 at 3:23 am

    First timer, courtesy of the BBC report on the Bloggies. I’ll hold the bloggin’ congrats until I read the site properly, then they’ll be sincere – but Little GIR? Big smiles from Finland, Heather, thanx

  • Wicked H

    2005/03/16 at 3:08 am

    Greeted this morning by a VERY stylish Leego.

    She is looking more and more like Mama – lucky girl!!!!

  • Michelle Brady

    2005/03/16 at 3:20 am

    That picture is one of the best ever! You have a truly beautiful little girl!

    *trodges off to pack some more for The Big Move*

  • Mel

    2005/03/16 at 2:55 am

    Perfectly stylish!

  • middle-aged woman

    2005/03/16 at 2:58 am

    Beautiful pic of Leta. And congrats on the Bloggies, Heather!

  • K E N N Y

    2005/03/16 at 2:58 am

    Wow 31! Real early for me!!!

  • Michelle

    2005/03/16 at 2:58 am

    Simply Gorgeous!
    Heartbreaker

    congrats on the bloggies too Heather you rock!!

  • Mo

    2005/03/16 at 3:04 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    she looks like some sort of little baby gnome or something. SOO cute.

  • Sarah in the Azores

    2005/03/16 at 3:05 am

    HOW CUTE!

  • gisele

    2005/03/16 at 3:05 am

    Girrrrrrrreat hat!

    Kisses to Leta

    🙂

  • Me

    2005/03/16 at 2:53 am

    You go gurl….

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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