Thank you, Chickenflicken. Sorry, Leta, that now you look more like me. Your hair, it will finally make sense 20 years from now, no sooner.
Heater, Mother of Lance
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
AndreaBT
2005/03/16 at 4:06 amSee, but Nilbo, I’m NOT going to drink it. Just the thought makes me rowf…but I agree I probably would screech if I did have to taste it.
Nilbo
2005/03/16 at 4:04 amSilly Andrea. You don’t “roowwwfff” after drinking it … you … well .. Screetch”
ChickenFlicken
2005/03/16 at 4:04 amYou’re welcome, Dooce. I thought Leta would appreciate an utterly ridiculous hat, especially one that proclaimed her gender, since there are people out there who can’t recognize pure feminine beauty when it strolls by in a Graco.
The thought of it being a fang-toothed brownie is hilarious, though, I think I should make some for my kids. I can pretend that an evil chocolate dessert is eating their heads, and that is always entertaining.
the niffer
2005/03/16 at 4:00 amNilbo – thank god; I trimmed my nipple hair the other day and would feel so left out of tomorrow’s festivities.
Nilbo
2005/03/16 at 4:01 am“… horrible neutering accident” … umm … is there any other kind?
AndreaBT
2005/03/16 at 4:01 amUmmmm…sounds delish (running away to rowfffffffffff)
Lisa S
2005/03/16 at 4:00 amI am SO GLAD that I clicked on the kitten-eating brownie link.
Nilbo
2005/03/16 at 3:59 amNewfie Screech is much like the dregs of a rum barrel, only with higher alcohol content and that delicious, turpentine-like aftertaste. It’ll put hair on anyone’s chest … and just in time for Nipple Hair Thursday” …
the niffer
2005/03/16 at 3:58 amBucky – of course it’s Budzo. He’s such a slut. We’re afraid to tell him that he lost his testicals in a horrible neutering accident when he was young, so he frequently spanks it on the afghan.
(blanket, not a dog)
The more I look at Leego’s hat, the more I’m craving a brownie and feel like I should be sitting in a corner thinking about what I did wrong.
Lisa S
2005/03/16 at 3:57 amOMG is that a dunce cap? Is Leta in trouble or something?? I love it – I wish I could see the top of it – in my imagination the hat is like two feet high or something. She’s just gorgeous, o she could pull it off.
Congrats on the bloggies!
Nilbo
2005/03/16 at 3:57 amGreat, Bucky … now you just have to knock back a jigger of Screech, kiss a cod … and you’re in, eh?
AndreaBT
2005/03/16 at 3:57 amOops, sorry Nilbo, it might be too late! Enjoy, Bucky!
AndreaBT
2005/03/16 at 3:56 am“screeched in”???
Strizz
2005/03/16 at 3:56 amOk, so what do you do if you insert the A1 and rotate it it, only to find that the cap has *come OFF* due to the rotation?
Bucky Four-Eyes
2005/03/16 at 3:55 amAndreaBT – actually, I saw it much later when I scrolled through the messages. I have it bookmarked, and by tonight, I shall be an honourary Canadian, and sing “Oh Canada” in French and all that.
I already have lots of toques. I’ll fit right in!
Strizz
2005/03/16 at 3:52 amHey Eliza…why I gots to be sniveling huh???? I just blew my nose.
Nilbo
2005/03/16 at 3:54 amOh, Andrea .. I think Bucky needs to be properly “screeched in” before she is awarded legitimate honoUrary citizenship …
David
2005/03/16 at 3:52 amGorgeous girl!
Nilbo
2005/03/16 at 3:49 amOK, off to kill some kittens. I mean … umm … do some work …
Strizz
2005/03/16 at 3:51 amI don’t get it.
Bucky Four-Eyes
2005/03/16 at 3:43 amNilbo – I just don’t want to be a pest every time I need a sandpaper tongue. I thought I would put you in rotation with the kittens so everyone gets a chance to rest and cleanse those tastebuds.
CanAmy, are you up already too? I know you were in here last night makin’ like a professor with the anal bead knowledge. I slept well, how aboot you? Jim gave me his cold, so I’ll be thrashing him when we both get home today. It’ll be a hoot!
Bucky Four-Eyes
2005/03/16 at 3:44 amNiffer – if it’s Budzo, tell him to wear the jaunty cap. That’s so HOT!
AndiMAC
2005/03/16 at 3:44 amLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeta, hey cutie pie!
AndreaBT
2005/03/16 at 3:44 amOh, sweet heaven, Her Raunchiness Bucky is here already!!! Nilbo, good call.
Bucky, you left last night right before I left a link for you to become an honorary Canadian (or honourary, if you want to make it truly official).
Laura C.
2005/03/16 at 3:45 amRe: #44–
Yup. That’s the dude.
Lushlife
2005/03/16 at 3:48 amWow, she kept that hat on long enough for you to take a photo of her smiling in it. Is it glued to her head?;)
Kelly
2005/03/16 at 3:42 amSOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN CUTE!!!!!!!
Nilbo
2005/03/16 at 3:35 am(Calling the ASPCA over to Bucky’s place)
Nilbo
2005/03/16 at 3:35 am(What, my tongue isn’t rough enough for ya…?)
CanadianAmy
2005/03/16 at 3:37 amDid my Bucky4E get a good nights sleep?
Biggest Apple
2005/03/16 at 3:39 amQuite possibly the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
the niffer
2005/03/16 at 3:41 amBucky, how can you be so dirty in the morning?
Oh, and my cat wants your number.
Vanessa_AR
2005/03/16 at 3:34 amLeta has GOT to know she is cute! I mean, look at the expression on her face. Yeah, she knows!
Bucky Four-Eyes
2005/03/16 at 3:32 amBut Michelle, what does God do if you masturbate *using* a kitten?
Um, just askin’ for a FRIEND, you know?
Michelle Brady
2005/03/16 at 3:25 am#16- Allie:
Are you speaking of the the big brown thing that’s chasing the kittens in that funny photoshopped picture with the caption “Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten”? Just curious.
http://www.hosstyle.com/kittens.htm
This is what I’m talking about. And brownies with teeth is an excellent description of those things.
RyanH
2005/03/16 at 3:24 amtop40?! This would be a BIG DEAL for me.
RyanH
2005/03/16 at 3:24 amDAMNATION!
natasha
2005/03/16 at 3:24 amHaha. Reminds me of those baby pictures floating around of me wearing underwear on my head while unwrapping Christmas gifts! Damn my stealthy Grandma!
Michelle Brady
2005/03/16 at 3:22 am#28-
I do *not* snivel!
Bow and scrape, maybe. Prostrate myself, sure.
But no sniveling!
Helsinki Phil
2005/03/16 at 3:23 amFirst timer, courtesy of the BBC report on the Bloggies. I’ll hold the bloggin’ congrats until I read the site properly, then they’ll be sincere – but Little GIR? Big smiles from Finland, Heather, thanx
Wicked H
2005/03/16 at 3:08 amGreeted this morning by a VERY stylish Leego.
She is looking more and more like Mama – lucky girl!!!!
Michelle Brady
2005/03/16 at 3:20 amThat picture is one of the best ever! You have a truly beautiful little girl!
*trodges off to pack some more for The Big Move*
Mel
2005/03/16 at 2:55 amPerfectly stylish!
middle-aged woman
2005/03/16 at 2:58 amBeautiful pic of Leta. And congrats on the Bloggies, Heather!
K E N N Y
2005/03/16 at 2:58 amWow 31! Real early for me!!!
Michelle
2005/03/16 at 2:58 amSimply Gorgeous!
Heartbreaker
congrats on the bloggies too Heather you rock!!
Mo
2005/03/16 at 3:04 amHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
she looks like some sort of little baby gnome or something. SOO cute.
Sarah in the Azores
2005/03/16 at 3:05 amHOW CUTE!
gisele
2005/03/16 at 3:05 amGirrrrrrrreat hat!
Kisses to Leta
🙂
Me
2005/03/16 at 2:53 amYou go gurl….