Destroy the pile of clothing that I have just folded, ripping and jerking and TOSSING SOCKS ACROSS THE ROOM with such exasperation you’d think that you had ANYTHING to be exasperated about. I’m folding YOUR goddamn socks. BOW BEFORE ME.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.