An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation
  • victoria

    Good luck to your sister and the pooch.

    Did your brother ever replace Pepper?

  • Muffy

    SFG. Yea, I know about “blog-regret”. Hoping nothing bad happens to my ex. I’ll definitely get blamed after friday’s posts.
    -Thanks go out to all the doocelings who supported me in my anger on friday. It’s helped a lot. And i got laid, too. That helped as well.

  • TheGoat

    Southern Fried,

    An insatiable appetite here…

  • Hazy? The camera, at least, is perfectly lucid. Good thing one of you holds sake well.

  • I love the way you think, Goat.

  • Sex starved women? ya, so. got a problem with that thegoat?

  • Muffy

    Katie, you can’t name your stone George. That’s my cat’s name. He’s a pain in the ass, not a pain in your urinary tract.
    Now, if you get a really inflamed hemorrhoid, by all means, Go for George!

  • Aw, I really think my stone looks like a George. And actually, the stone was a pain-in-the-ass because I kept getting the hershey squirts because they gave me this alka-seltzer like stuff to cleanse my colon so they could do the x-ray procedure. I think that can be considered a real pain in the ass.

  • Now I want sushi for lunch. And, actually, I want sake for lunch as well, but I should probably skip that part.

  • ::reads the George comments::

    . . .

    Okay, now I don’t want sushi for lunch. Or anything, really. I’m good. With no food.

  • aaaaahhhh sake sake now

  • Poor Katie –

    Just a thought – did you happen to post anonymous comment on my blog answering a string of questions I have on there???

  • TheGoat

    Just an observation Lawbrat…oh by the way, nice boobies!

  • I will be customer #2 for the shocking barette.

    Nice picture. I love the sun during the hours when it is merely peeking out at us.

  • At least I’m not the only sake virgin. I’m addicted to this blog, Heather. I have some former Morman friends, so some of what you talk about is familiar to me from conversations I’ve had with them.

  • alright….

    I see the picture. You guys, seriously, this one isn’t so great. Sometimes I wonder if Dooce posts random pictures like this to see if people oh and ah about something that isn’t really that spectacular.

    Don’t yell at me.

  • I’ll bet “that thing” is having the time of his life with those little monsters. Cap’N Crunch is a delicacy we’re only allowed on vacation at the beach.

  • Goat,

    Is there any other way to exist other than sex-starved? I am gonna go with no. Can never get enough of that stuff.

  • Muffy

    Me want snoo-snoo.

  • No, I didn’t. I saw you asked me that on my blog, and I was wondering what the anonymous poster wrote?

  • OK, I offically have no fuckin clue who that is now. Very strange. I wonder if it is someone who knows me in person and found my blog. Um, that would be bad because I write a lot of shit on there. Hmmmmm…..

  • Muffy, you are cracking me up!! You know we will so be tuning in via the net to watch the wedding. 🙂

  • I am an ordained minister.
    No shit.

  • Em

    That’s a pretty haze, indeed.

  • Torrie, you too? I think that’s where mine is from, too.

    Yes, I was drunk when ordained. Isn’t that a requirement?

  • What on God’s green earth were you doing up so freaking early?

  • Nilbo, yes, that’s the working name for my church. It was either gonna be that or Ye Old Holy Moley HollaHouse.

    Let me know what you guys think. And whether I should collect tithings in cash or if I should also accept checks, plastic, and slightly worn undergarments.

  • Muffy

    Katie, I gotta set up a flickr account. I’ve been super busy though. I still have to pack, pick up the dress, yada yada yada. Please though, doocelings, join us in our nuptials!
    Check out, May 18, 1:30 Pacific, MAIN CHAPEL! Live as it happens!
    My bailiff is giving me away, dontcha know?

  • top hundred!


    beautiful picture. quite enjoy the light.

  • Sake Haze, I’m feeling it.

  • Bucky … you’re ordained? What’s the church … Our Lady of Perpetual Horniness?

  • Spoonleg(#56), you obviously haven’t been in the right parking lots.

  • Hi Buck.
    Ok to call you Buck now? Miss Prurient Home Companion?

    Your voice is replaying in my mind from time to time. I think the people on the train thought I was loopy. Spelling to myself Katy K-A-T-Y

  • zchamu

    Beagles!! Here’s some advice for your sister:

    Poop – continuous
    Energy – boundless
    Attention span – none
    Cap’n Crunch – yes please.

  • HEY YOU GUYS!!!!

    hi everyone, been away, missed you all so much!

    Beautiful shot Heather! thanks.
    needed a smile today

  • What’s so bad about the Cap’n?

  • Hi Cristin! Good to “see” you again!

    Did you finally get your computer fixed?

  • reminds me of a scene from a crime drama show of some kind…cool photo!

    saw the bookmobile the other day, thought of Heather and Jon of course!

  • See? Knew you had a cannon. It was the voice that gave you away.

  • Dooce, again with the warm/cool temperature contrasts. I like it – it almost evokes a mood or memory.

    It’s so easy to just turn the camera toward the sunset, but it’s not the whole story is it?

    P.S. I love sake. It’s an energetic high compared to beer or wine. But my friends say I crack too many jokes when I drink sake. Oh well!

  • Muffy

    OMG! I believe I had a case of Munschausens Syndrome by blog on friday.
    I’m reading Katie’s blog about her kidney stones.
    About an hour later, I get this horrible pain in my lower abdomen and back. I’m thinking I HAVE a kidneystone!
    Now I think I was just ovulating. Which comes in really handy. Nothing like knowing you’re gonna get your rag on your wedding day.

  • my tummy’s grumblin


  • parking lots are not phallic.

  • Nilbo, you could see a brick wall and find nipples there.

    You need savin’, son, plain and simple. Did I ever mention I’m an ordained minister?

  • Every time there’s a new picture, I ALWAYS have to find the part of the picture that was used as the thumbnail from the homepage. It’s a little game I’ve started playing with myself.

  • I don’t have sake in my desk drawer, but I wish I did. As for the picture, I don’t think it would do that much for me if it wasn’t entitled Sake Haze. You bring alcohol into the mix and it explains a lot. If you think it is a crappy picture, it is probably because she was inebriated at the time.

  • I thought the thumbnail was a bunch of candles.

  • Honk!

  • naralius

    i thought the thumbnail were bamboo sticks

  • OK—Now that i’m not straining my keyboard to post a comment, yes, it does look phallic! But then the view out of the gate and into the street looks like it’s emphasizing both freedom and constraint.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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