This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Hobo. Baby.

Just now I tried to give Leta a bite of my daily lunch oatmeal except when she went to open her mouth it was so full of crushed goldfish and raisins that the spoon wouldn’t fit. “Swallow what’s already in there,” I told her.

Instead she reached her right hand into her mouth and clawed out the mess of orange and black foodpaste, held it in her fist and then opened her mouth again like a bird waiting for the oatmeal. Before I could point out that what she had done was indeed NOT swallowing she reached her fist full of half-chewed goldfish and raisins to her head and used that hand to pull out the rubberband in her hair.

Did I mention that she likes to rummage in the trash and put dirty clothes on her head? I fear my Aunt Lola was meant to have a third child and instead THE LORD DONE UP AND SENT IT TO ME.

No Comments

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.