You are only allowed to be tortured for your art if war or famine has killed all your family and the only girl youâ€™ve ever loved, youâ€™ve been maimed and persecuted, and maybe the Spanish Inquisition was involved somehow.
Wow. Leave your balls alone. Seriously, holy cow. Those are your balls. You guys are sitting, maybe, three feet apart. Jesus, man. There is not a dating guidebook in the world that would even conceive of writing a chapter called “Don’t Play With Your Balls (on the First Date)” because any mammal with the gift of literacy would not even consider this a “Do I or Don’t I?” kind of question. Wow. There you go again.
…so itâ€™s not just the gays to blame this time! He said that marriage is not just a â€œcasual sociological constructionâ€ that could be changed at certain times, but that itâ€™s an institution, like Disneyland, John Waters, and the fuck-me pump.