The packaging for child-proof door locks to put on medicine and cleaning supply cabinets should come with a warning that says: If you are unable to figure out how to operate this lock just hand it to your 18-month-old and she will show you.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.