the smell of my desperation has become a stench

You really don’t want to know

Click on the picture of Alice and Mrs. Kennedy below to see my photos from Blogher:


I will write more about my experience later when Leta pretends to take a nap, plus I have a whole slew of other pictures to post from San Francisco including a few of some very famous dogs, I have you hooked now, don’t I?

Here’s my second favorite quote from the weekend, the scene: Maggie and I driving back up to San Francisco from Santa Clara after the conference.

“Sorry for picking my nose, Maggie, but I feel comfortable enough around you to do this.”

“I don’t mind the nose-picking as much as I do the burping — you’re going to end up doing that in front of the President if you’re not careful — what scares me, though, is what do you do when you’re around people you don’t like?”

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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